COST OF A NEW BMW

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around,
spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently
breaks wind.
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Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
up right now.
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As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her.
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Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism,
the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
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Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
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He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to
shit yourself when I tell you the price!!!"