Well its actually a Kwaka green posing pouch... and its SO hard to get the stains out of the string...
Oh I forget Leo (another legend!!!) and his OH so tight leather pants, if I was ever gonna bat for the other team ....

ahem ahem....
Whereas Donut Man IS real (but I reckon I know the trick

) even then he is LEGEND and shall be spoken of with awed tones.
Beleive me magic, unless I have finally found the so far unproven "Chick that Digs Scars" then you DONT want to see my pic, my ars is WAY too white and the lumps (on the collar bones and legs you DIRTY DIRTY ppl

) too lumpy .... BUT apparently my smile is just to die for
I would do it, it is just that is a bit too cold today and I wouldnt want ppl to think ... ahem ahem ... you know

and besides I get enough attention already
