nekas poem.."ode to a biker"

this is a poem i wrote at my PT course wen i was bored....ive tried to have it published in amcn/2 wheels but no luck yet..sum of ya have seen it, those who havent...read on...

I don’t wanna be here today,
I wanna go outside an play,
With a hacky, or on my bike,
Or sum other object that I like

The group of stuff I like has tits,
‘Cept women give me the farking shits,
I love my bike, I’ll ride till I die,
But chicks drive past, they catch my eye

Sum other stuff I like is beer,
It doesn’t whinge or nag my ear,
The pub has food,and other folk,
Who like to drink & share a joke

I go out riding on said bike,
I give it heaps and really hike
If they catch me I would say,
Theyd lock me up and throw the key away

I could not live life in a cell,
Id have no bike, it would be hell,
Stoppies, wheelies, burnouts on the roll,
I could not do these in that hole

I could not smoke or drink a beer,
No BBQ with steak to sear,
Thered be no women or no porn
My hand would be a little worn

Ok so this place aint so bad,
Study sucks but if I had,
The chance to study or be locked up
ID WAG THE DAY TO GET THE FRONT WHEEL UP!!!!



NEKA.

Well it doesn't apply to the lady bikers now does it! Nice work Neka, didn't think you were the poetry type

oh yeah..........
I can REALLY see AMCN/2Whls publishing this...not

neka
try Australian Poetry Monthly......
or .....Ralf !(ya know, the mag with the sheila with big bazookas and a bikini)
hehe

keep trying, mate
coz I would like to see what you do when you are not bored

cheers

I think the last verse is great, got a grin outta me.

i got abt 5 poems i wrote...
the bike one
one about beer
one abt women
one abt death
cant remeber the rest....there all a piss take tho, not serious..
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"



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thanks spekt..i like it all, cos its original, and its mine..none of this
copying shit...i like originality..
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"



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ur just full of talent neka.

glad sum1 realises it!!
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"

> ur just full of talent neka.





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ur just full of talent neka.

I have noticed Mina misuses this word quite often.

Previous quotes include:
"I'm going to take a talent."
"That Honda is a piece of talent."
"Eat talent and die."

good to see ur on the same wave lenght jase.