So someones knocked off my car number plates

[mick_dundee]

So tonght I kock off at midnight as is the norm and have a little trouble opening car door, unbusual but it opened. Turn key, tunig over fine but not starting... strange....

Turn it off, try again, nope, turn it off, try aghain, nope. Call RACV, book dude to come sus it out, decide to open bonnet and have a squizz and they knocked off the coil and the distributor cap tonight, fuck I love Broadmeadows!! Never an A bomb when ya want one...

[BladeBoy]

Man, Melbourne may rock, but I would MOVE from Broadmeadows

[nobby]

I have a low-life, professionally unemployed brother in law, and this bastard is an expert at getting things for nothing, he has in the past,

Bought a 6 berth tent from KMart for the family camping trip, and returned it after his 2 week holiday (undid some stitching and told them he was unhappy with the quality)

Starter motor was playing up on his Skyline, so he found a caryard nearby that had a similiar model and took it for a test drive, (straight back to his place where he already had the dud starter motor off his car and swapped em)

The bastard even ripped his own mum off, her alternator went and he said he would get her a reco and fit it for her, he pulled one out of a car at "Pick A Part" wire brushed it, hit it with a can of black paint and charged her $180, (his ex wife told us he paid $35 for it)

And nope he don't live in Broadie, but he do live in Dallas.

[mick_dundee]

Man, Melbourne may rock, but I would MOVE from Broadmeadows

I only WORK in Broady, wouldn't live there, think a bus stop in the city carries more prestige than a house in Broadie and probably more comfy too.

[Neka79]

I have a low-life, professionally unemployed brother in law, and this bastard is an expert at getting things for nothing, he has in the past,

Bought a 6 berth tent from KMart for the family camping trip, and returned it after his 2 week holiday (undid some stitching and told them he was unhappy with the quality)

Starter motor was playing up on his Skyline, so he found a caryard nearby that had a similiar model and took it for a test drive, (straight back to his place where he already had the dud starter motor off his car and swapped em)

The bastard even ripped his own mum off, her alternator went and he said he would get her a reco and fit it for her, he pulled one out of a car at "Pick A Part" wire brushed it, hit it with a can of black paint and charged her $180, (his ex wife told us he paid $35 for it)

And nope he don't live in Broadie, but he do live in Dallas.

lowlife..but gee sum good ideas!!