Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:12 am
GPX.Lainie wrote:I wanna know if Asians make Kwaka why is it so hard to find a Kwaka bigger than a 250 for short people? I mean how many tall Asians are their?
You are mis-informed, there are plenty of larger CC kwakas perfect for short people... for example, the Vulcan 500 and the vulcan 800 both have a very low ride height...
As for short asians.... Yes, that doesnt make sense.... but they are a complicated people who think they are much taller than they really are...
Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:15 am
Stace wrote:Dear Dolly Doctor, Woops i mean Dr Stereo. Seeing as we appear to have the same problem you might be able to help me. My question is, Every time a appear in a photo, Why do i always look so GOD DARN AWFUL?? Please help me so i can rectify the problem.
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:26 am
Stereo wrote:Stace wrote:Dear Dolly Doctor, Woops i mean Dr Stereo. Seeing as we appear to have the same problem you might be able to help me. My question is, Every time a appear in a photo, Why do i always look so GOD DARN AWFUL?? Please help me so i can rectify the problem.
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
But then i would have to take pictures of myself. Oh but it might be worth it if i take pistures of Greg. He is yet to appear human in any photos.
Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:30 am
Stace wrote:Stereo wrote:Stace wrote:Dear Dolly Doctor, Woops i mean Dr Stereo. Seeing as we appear to have the same problem you might be able to help me. My question is, Every time a appear in a photo, Why do i always look so GOD DARN AWFUL?? Please help me so i can rectify the problem.
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
But then i would have to take pictures of myself. Oh but it might be worth it if i take pistures of Greg. He is yet to appear human in any photos.
Im sorry, that particular grade of camera is not suitable to work in those conditions....
Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:26 pm
Stereo wrote:Stace wrote:Stereo wrote:Stace wrote:Dear Dolly Doctor, Woops i mean Dr Stereo. Seeing as we appear to have the same problem you might be able to help me. My question is, Every time a appear in a photo, Why do i always look so GOD DARN AWFUL?? Please help me so i can rectify the problem.
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
But then i would have to take pictures of myself. Oh but it might be worth it if i take pistures of Greg. He is yet to appear human in any photos.
Im sorry, that particular grade of camera is not suitable to work in those conditions....
i resemble that remark
Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:34 pm
recycled wrote:i resemble that remark
No... in fact you resemble the festering sphyncter of a two week dead buffalo...
Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:36 pm
Stereo wrote:recycled wrote:i resemble that remark
No... in fact you resemble the festering sphyncter of a two week dead buffalo...
You leave my mate alone, Ya big BULLY
Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:37 pm
Stace wrote:Stereo wrote:recycled wrote:i resemble that remark
No... in fact you resemble the festering sphyncter of a two week dead buffalo...
You leave my mate alone, Ya big BULLY
yeah before midnight i look pretty darn good!!
Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:37 am
recycled wrote:yeah before midnight i look pretty darn good!!
Yup... just before midnight... when its real dark
Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:12 pm
DR stereo, this question has been bothering me for years.Can chocolate frogs swim ???
Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:18 am
ProblemChild wrote:DR stereo, this question has been bothering me for years.Can chocolate frogs swim ???
Sure they can.... They swim through your bowels, and then after that they swim back out to sea....
Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:48 am
Any more questions?
Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:23 am
Dr Stereo, Can you please answer me the following question, Why is it that Billy the Kid and Leo the wanker have never met?? They are always at the same gatherings however are never in the same place at the same time. Why is it so???????
I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.
I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.
Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:36 am
Stace wrote:Dr Stereo, Can you please answer me the following question, Why is it that Billy the Kid and Leo the wanker have never met?? They are always at the same gatherings however are never in the same place at the same time. Why is it so???????
I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.
The universe in its infinite wisdom keeps certain forces from meeting each other. You may have heard the saying "What happens when an unstoppable force meets and unmoveable object?" .... The fact is that no one knows, because it has never happened..... The universe is structured in a way that is vast and beyond understanding and this is one of those things.... Not for me ofcourse.... but for everyone else certainly...
So to answer your question.... The reason they have never met is because they are destined to never meet...
For the same reason I have never met Brad Pitt.
Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:40 am
Dr Stereo, do you want to meet Brad Pitt?