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when will neka come out of the closet

when will neka come out of the closet

The 5th of August , 2006

Shortly after he gets IN the closet...

Dr Stereo; Why is it that in Victoria the sun always rises before we have finished drinking?

Dr Stereo; Why is it that in Victoria the sun always rises before we have finished drinking?

Because we have developed super-livers that take more than 12 hours to beat into submission...

Dear Dr. Stereo,
During the late 70's and without holding back probably into the late eighties even, I experimented with some of Australia's best and most loved recreational drugs. I have some recollection of those years but it's pretty sketchy at best. Most of them were hallicinagens!!! These days, I am totally off all that and rely soley on a good Latte' as some who I have ridden with will know.

My question to you Dr. Stereo, is why when I go through a corner too fast, does the seat of my motorbike, end up with little marks all over it???? To help with your diagnosis, the marks on the seat look similiar to the end of a balloon knot!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Dr. Stereo,
During the late 70's and without holding back probably into the late eighties even, I experimented with some of Australia's best and most loved recreational drugs. I have some recollection of those years but it's pretty sketchy at best. Most of them were hallicinagens!!! These days, I am totally off all that and rely soley on a good Latte' as some who I have ridden with will know.

Ouch my leg hurts... someone must have just pulled it....

My question to you Dr. Stereo, is why when I go through a corner too fast, does the seat of my motorbike, end up with little marks all over it???? To help with your diagnosis, the marks on the seat look similiar to the end of a balloon knot!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm..... Little marks that look just like the sphincter of a balloon...... Its a tough one... but I guess quite easily explained.....

Ok.... in the 70's you tried halluconagenic drugs.... At one time or another you would have seen little tiny green men, with little white boots... jumping all over the furniture....

They were the only part of your drug induced state that was not a hallucination... They are most certainly real.... They are called the bumbum pixies and usually live in the ducting system of your house (if you have one, otherwise they live behind the fridge).... The only attire they wear is little white latex boots made from balloon endings... For some reason they must have started following you around.... and are probably residing under the rear seat cowl of your bike (if you have one, otherwise they live in the reserve tank)....

So, there you are riding around, you go into a corner way to hot, it scares the shit out of them and they jump up and down on your seat.... Why they do that, we dont know.... not everything is able to be explained... but it doesnt stop me from having an answer.... and it certainly explains the spots...

Dear Dr Stereo

Are there two of you, hence the name Stereo?

If there are two of you which one is answering this question and how can I tell?

Why did I ask such a stupid question?

Are there any questions that you don't know the answer to and is there a prize for asking this question?

If the answer to the above is Yes on both counts take it that I am now asking that questions.

As the above statement is not really a question will you be answering it?

Thank you

Dear Dr Stereo

Are there two of you, hence the name Stereo?

No, I have a music project called "Stereohead" which you can listen to here http://www.mp3.com.au/stereohead but on this forum I dont have the head, because I stopped getting it.

If there are two of you which one is answering this question and how can I tell?

It will be both answering at the same time, and this will be because there are 2 empty bottles of scotch in front of you....

Why did I ask such a stupid question?

Because you are stupid

Are there any questions that you don't know the answer to and is there a prize for asking this question?

There are many questions I dont know the answer to... but that doesnt stop me from answering them... The prize for asking such a question is intellectual superiority... Too bad you cant spend cudos anywhere....

If the answer to the above is Yes on both counts take it that I am now asking that questions.

No, just implying that you are asking that question doesnt make it so...

As the above statement is not really a question will you be answering it?

see the answer to question 3

Thank you

Your welcome

I was blind and now I can see aaaggghhh(monty python life if brian)

Dr Stereo, I am hoping you can solve something has been bothering me ever since I learnt to read. Why is it that most (heterosexual) men are obsessed with women, but they always seem to put "woman" when "women" should be used, and "women" when "woman" should be used???

I've never seen a woman make this same error when writing about men. For instance, I've never seen a woman write: "He's such an a$$hole. He walks in here like he's Men Of The House, stinking of cigarette smoke, with more beer spilt on his pants than in his belly". And another example, I've never seen a woman write: "Oh I just love man. Man are all just so handsome and virile, I want to have them all. Aaaaaah. Man."

Why do women never get it wrong?

ok why wont my bike go faster than 140?

Oh I have another question Dr Stereo,

It's about insults. Why is it that some of our best-known, most widely-used insults aren't actually insults at all if you break them down. i.e. to quote Mina from an earlier thread:

i wouldnt be so proud. hotdogs is a knob

Would I be right in thinking that it is generally accepted that "knob" is indirectly derived from "penis"? Every person I know who has one of these "penises" thinks it's pretty hot property. A valuable possession. So, in calling someone a "knob"/"penis", wouldn't it be right to say they're really complimenting them not insulting them? i.e. "Hey you're a knob!" = "Hey, I think you're great, because I think my penis is great!"

Another example, we regularly tell people to "get f@#ked". Unless you specify that you'd like John Howard to do it, isn't getting f@#ked a good thing?? So by saying to someone "get fu#ked", you're telling them to go have a great time with someone really attractive, orgasm at least once, preferably more, then roll over and have a satisfied, contented sleep?

Dr Stereo, I am hoping you can solve something has been bothering me ever since I learnt to read. Why is it that most (heterosexual) men are obsessed with women, but they always seem to put "woman" when "women" should be used, and "women" when "woman" should be used???

I've never seen a woman make this same error when writing about men. For instance, I've never seen a woman write: "He's such an a$$hole. He walks in here like he's Men Of The House, stinking of cigarette smoke, with more beer spilt on his pants than in his belly". And another example, I've never seen a woman write: "Oh I just love man. Man are all just so handsome and virile, I want to have them all. Aaaaaah. Man."

Why do women never get it wrong?

The reason why men always write "women" instead of "woman" is because they really want to be with women, not a woman.

ok why wont my bike go faster than 140?

Because you are a big wussie girly girl...

Oh I have another question Dr Stereo,

It's about insults. Why is it that some of our best-known, most widely-used insults aren't actually insults at all if you break them down. i.e. to quote Mina from an earlier thread:

i wouldnt be so proud. hotdogs is a knob

Would I be right in thinking that it is generally accepted that "knob" is indirectly derived from "penis"? Every person I know who has one of these "penises" thinks it's pretty hot property. A valuable possession. So, in calling someone a "knob"/"penis", wouldn't it be right to say they're really complimenting them not insulting them? i.e. "Hey you're a knob!" = "Hey, I think you're great, because I think my penis is great!"

Another example, we regularly tell people to "get f@#ked". Unless you specify that you'd like John Howard to do it, isn't getting f@#ked a good thing?? So by saying to someone "get fu#ked", you're telling them to go have a great time with someone really attractive, orgasm at least once, preferably more, then roll over and have a satisfied, contented sleep?

Sometimes it is a doctors job to look beyond what the client is saying and answer the more fundamental problems that they face...

This is one of those situations...

You have talked about knobs, penii, and f@#cking..... I am sensing an underlying theme there....

Now I personally cant help you out with it... but possibly I could suggest purchasing some new AA batteries on the way home...