Have you seen this man???

Last seen terrorising the women of Philip Island...

It's a hard face to remember, so chances are you won't remember him... But if anyone's seen him reward offered.... in the form of CC and Cola..





Please listen out for this man http://www.ksrc-au.com/signatures/chef1.wav

I think i may have seen him departing the Island some time Monday morning. Only other time i saw him 2 chicks were playing with his NIPPLES. Apparently "ZA ARE VERY SENSITIVE YA YA BORT BORT"

L O I am Lars from Sveeden.

Zer haff been some posts zaying zat I am liking ze nipple licking and uzzer sings like zat und I feel it iz time to zet ze record straight.

Ze truce iz zat I am really just being zer goot samaratan und helping out zum lost peoples.

Haff a look at zeez photos if you don't believe me hurdy gurdy bort bort...

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Zees young kiddies ver lost und I offered to help zem find zer mummies. Von zeems to haff lost his finger too

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Zees girls ver lost at the racing und I offered to help zem find zer mummies too. As you can zee, von off zem zeems to eff lost her lunch a lot too

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Zis lady zeems to eff lost zee ability to stend up straight

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Heer I am vis ze puleece to be helping all ze lost people I heff found

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So ezz you can zee, I em just ze gut zamaratan...not ze zexuall deviant who iz liking ze nipple likking und ze LarsLuvving vis ze moguls und ze firevorks und porn bort bort

Lars, itz flaps *up* mate, not wiv ze flapz *down* ergen bergen husqwarna saab borky bork

Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the ?

Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the ?

yeah......... what he said!

Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the ?

yeah......... what he said!

What you both said, We almost missed her when she walked past..

If Lars Penizmall was a little bigger he could have broken her in half... or not..

Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the ?

yeah......... what he said!

What you both said, We almost missed her when she walked past..

If Lars Penizmall was a little bigger he could have broken her in half... or not..

Were you perving on Lars Dave???? Bloody pervert

Hey Lars the Nieghbors from the park that arrived late wants to examine your AXE for DNA apparantly their daughter went missing Sunday night ?.

Ishki Bishky "chokalat Moos" bort bort bort.
Cheers Brett