I got tapped!!!

OK, was on my way to work this morning, traffic was a bit heavy so I did the lane filtering (read splitting) thing, but before I could get anywhere near the front, the light turned green. I placed myself and the bike between two cars.
The car in front moved off, as I started to move off, the guy in the car behind, decided to try and move off before me. He lightly tapped me, then as i was being polite and letting a truck into my lane the guy who tapped me nearly runs up my arse.

I very maturely left him alone, and just increased my speed and got away from the farken idiot. If I see him again, and he tries the same thing, he may not be able to look at himself in the mirror in the morning...

they are all fuckwits. edit - thats a little harsh - not all of them are those who ride bikes AND drive cars arent. end edit<

On the way home tonight some bitch tried to get me.
She pulls up to turn right - i go around her on the left as she is half in each lane (she is completely stopped)
she changes her mind and pulls back out on top of me with out looking.
Luckily i was gong slow enough to bash her back door and scare the shit out of her.

I could just sense she was gonna do it too.

you just gotta ride like they want to kill us.

shit that,s a good looking arsend,{lights that is}

shit that,s a good looking arsend,{lights that is}

And to think it it is stock standard too......

I would have kicked the fark out of the carnts car. But i'm a patient, piecefull and caring sorta fella

damn dude.. lucky nothing bad happened aye...

.. thought this thread was about u getting "tapped".. the other tapped... ummm.. yeah...

I would have kicked the fark out of the carnts car. But i'm a patient, piecefull and caring sorta fella

yea..and im a virgin....

Good work there King and Stompy...

Glad you boys made it out alive.

u should of bashed him and his cage.

i hate bastards like that

you got tapped!
good stuff mate, was she hot?

I had something similar the other day. 2 lanes with the left full of parked cars and traffic blocked due to a cage turning right. I proceeded to split and some cow decided she wanted to get in my way. Unfortunately for her she didnt get across far enough and shot me the dirty look. I proceeded to give her a mouthfull about being a stuck up yuppy biatch etc etc etc just before i hit her mirror out of the way, she seemed a little more pissed after that

You got 'tapped' by a guy then the guy tries to 'run up your ass' damn...

Yeah too right about having to ride like they're all out to kill you though.

I let any bike infront of me when I'm driving the cage, except Harley's.. of course.

Always bring an old spark plug it comes in handy just let go at their windshield path at speed and see what happens

Always bring an old spark plug it comes in handy

I couldn't figure what those metal strips up the side of my boots were for for a while, and then it twigged
But being a tweeker I realized you could leave a better impression if you fitted a washer under the leading screws so they stuck out a little. A little bit goes a long way sometimes.

I thought this thread would be about something else.

Good to see you didn't get hurt.