Dave, you like your testicles where they are? Give Jus a big hug, say thanks luvie, your the greatest & shut the fuk up, i mean she coulda bought you the satin elephant trunk mens g banger, or a tube of ky that gets warm when you rub it. (DON'T be fooled...this stuff is liniment in disguise!!!!!) but no, she bought you something for your beastie....what a woman

!!!!!!!!! they look alright if you ask me

most people would buy green, but I like to be a bit different....don't change it cause she'll say "That's alright luv" and all us men with experience know that when u hear a sentence like that,
IT'S NEVER ALRIGHT trust me, u change it, it'll come back and BITE U IN THE ARSE!!!!!

It's her way of having a bit of input into your hobby......leave it alone I tell ya, your messin with the woman gods! (cringes in corner waiting for bolt of lightning)