Non Bike related Discussion - no politics or religion pls.
Sat Aug 21, 2004 7:29 am
Read this on mcnews forum, and thought it was great. Had to share it with you guys.
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, their bike can't compete with a sportbike.
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
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Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:38 am
hahahahaheeeeeheheee
Cheers Brett
Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:20 pm
mmm, reminds me of someone i know with a goldwing, he has the cruise control throttle lock type thing. sometimes he has gotten the bike on a straight path and then hopped on the passenger seat (doesn't count as a pillion really, does it?.
He said it's fun to wave at cars like that as he goes past
Sat Aug 21, 2004 4:44 pm
God that was funny as....
But sadly its also probably true..
Sat Aug 21, 2004 6:52 pm
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, their bike can't compete with a sportbike.
THATS the real reason.......embarrassment
oh
and its the reason i have never ridden a HD......... *cheeky*
Sun Aug 22, 2004 4:33 pm
30k is alot of money to spend on a ag bike that sounds like a potatoe and leaks oil... potatoe.potatoe...........potatoe.............potatoe.potatoe
mario
Sun Aug 22, 2004 9:05 pm
spudddd...spuddd.....spuuudddd..spudd.....spud........
geez ..they sound shit....
Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:24 pm
sean1600- wrote:Read this on mcnews forum, and thought it was great. Had to share it with you guys.
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, their bike can't compete with a sportbike.
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
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hahah nice ones
Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:55 pm
Now that needs to be a sticky
Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:06 pm
very good
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