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Swabio has just had his first track day at Wakefield Park (great report in track section) and the suggestion sort of came up that it would be a good interstate meet point for a KSRC track day .
I think that it would be something special to have a get together like that but imagine


Gos would spend the weekend repairing the lowers on his fairing

Ponti would ride around in a pink shirt waving his handbag

Mick C would bring his spade to replace his divots

Neka would just stunt all over the place

Diesel would be dragging his knee , and that would be just walking round looking for a battery

Rossi would circulate 2 up with Linda , and still pass us on the outside .

Hemi and Strika would just talk about lines and brake markers and miss the start

Ron would zoom around and remove anything that looked like a tree

Stace and Mick Dundee would stop and chat to anything vaguely resembling a girl

Greg (recycled) would wait till you where in a comfort zone and BLAST ya

GreenMeany would just flog someones Z1000

ZZRChicky would turn up on a Spewsuki Scooter

Mina would wait for the track to dry out

Macca would do the ol "well honey I just broke my chain .. looks like we are gonna have to huddle up for warmth" line

PhotoMike might even try the throw it away thing and ask Zombie to rub something on this swelling (sorry Mike , the knee must be shitting you)

GPXLaine would just help everyone and NEVER speed

Tones would punt the QEII around pissing the sportsbike riders off

Colette would turn up with a bag on the back big enuf for a spare ZZR600

Dan and Plas may as well leave their front wheels at home , they wouldn't use em

Smek might have been real quick cept he had his Mum an Dad on the back with him

Me , I will be stopping every lap to measure my chicken strips

And MadKaw can be flag marshal

PMSL!!!!!!

Classic.

Would be a great thing if we could do it though. And I sometimes feel like I have missed the start when I loose so many places.

phewwwwww..............

we didn't make that list lol

what a classic billy

Mwhahhhhhahahahaahaha......you're a legend Billy.....but what would Leo be doing?

Haha....that's a good list bill.

T wrote:phewwwwww..............

we didn't make that list lol

what a classic billy

And Tape could bring a box of bits calling "Hang on ! I'll have this ready in no time !!"

T would be running the Creche and doing a great job face Painting

Leo would turn up with a bag of Boiled Lollies and line up at the Creche

Anyone else coming

How could we forget Smitty , he would show up with a trailer full of workshop manuals from the 1885 Daimler thru to the 08 ZX10R




Note : Smitty never owned a Daimler AutoCycle but rode a Mates and rekons they handled like shit but went OK in a straight line .

Java would run off at turn 1 , forgeting to put new batterys in his GPS

Mario would bring his kids , who pissed everyone off by passing em on their minibikes

Aardvark would sit bolt upright dragging everything on a BMW and taking cash only after pulling ya over . Can now afford an 05 Ducati

Recycled failed a random breath test ......... at 7.30am

Hemi's brother got fastest lap ..... in a hire Car

And Billy cracked the shits by being over taken by the flying topbox again

Stereo would put someone in the hospital.....

Lars would be in the pits trying to show everyone his nipples

Hahahahaha!!!!

Some people have too much time on their hands.

Thanks Bill, you idiot, you should be aware that I have been nominated for Kawasaki rider of the year, 2005 (Arborealist section).



PC

hahahaha

My mate blackRob would be in charge of refreshments
and Dan in charge of chilli prawns

and my dear mate Joey could bring the tent to race around in