Have you seen this man???

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Have you seen this man???

Postby icebreaker » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:01 am

Last seen terrorising the women of Philip Island...

It's a hard face to remember, so chances are you won't remember him... But if anyone's seen him reward offered.... in the form of CC and Cola..


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Postby Stace » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:15 pm

I think i may have seen him departing the Island some time Monday morning. Only other time i saw him 2 chicks were playing with his NIPPLES. Apparently "ZA ARE VERY SENSITIVE YA YA BORT BORT"
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Postby Lars » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:34 pm

L O I am Lars from Sveeden.

Zer haff been some posts zaying zat I am liking ze nipple licking and uzzer sings like zat und I feel it iz time to zet ze record straight.

Ze truce iz zat I am really just being zer goot samaratan und helping out zum lost peoples.

Haff a look at zeez photos if you don't believe me hurdy gurdy bort bort...
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Zees young kiddies ver lost und I offered to help zem find zer mummies. Von zeems to haff lost his finger too
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Zees girls ver lost at the racing und I offered to help zem find zer mummies too. As you can zee, von off zem zeems to eff lost her lunch a lot too
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Zis lady zeems to eff lost zee ability to stend up straight
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Heer I am vis ze puleece to be helping all ze lost people I heff found
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Postby Lars » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:36 pm

So ezz you can zee, I em just ze gut zamaratan...not ze zexuall deviant who iz liking ze nipple likking und ze LarsLuvving vis ze moguls und ze firevorks und porn bort bort
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Postby Gosling1 » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:17 pm

Lars, itz flaps *up* mate, :shock: :lol: not wiv ze flapz *down* ergen bergen husqwarna saab borky bork

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Postby gray_rm » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:18 pm

Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the :shock: ?
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Postby Stereo » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:30 pm

gray_rm wrote:Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the :shock: ?


yeah......... what he said!
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Postby MadKaw » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:31 pm

Stereo wrote:
gray_rm wrote:Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the :shock: ?


yeah......... what he said!


What you both said, We almost missed her when she walked past..

If Lars Penizmall was a little bigger he could have broken her in half... or not..
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Postby Stace » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:52 pm

MadKaw wrote:
Stereo wrote:
gray_rm wrote:Just out of interest, where, in that photo of "LarsLostGirls" does the chick on the far right hide all her internal organs? Is she 3" wide? What the :shock: ?


yeah......... what he said!


What you both said, We almost missed her when she walked past..

If Lars Penizmall was a little bigger he could have broken her in half... or not..


Were you perving on Lars Dave???? Bloody pervert :twisted: :wink:
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Postby Nanna10r » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:51 am

Hey Lars the Nieghbors from the park that arrived late wants to examine your AXE for DNA apparantly their daughter went missing Sunday night ?.

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