A finger for your debt....

Hows this for a great story (to lighten things up a bit):

-------------snipped from Wendy's law suit---------
...Investigators later determined Plascencia obtained the piece of finger from a co-worker who had lost the top of a finger in an industrial accident at a Las Vegas paving company.

The man had turned over the finger fragment to settle a $50 debt.

WOW - what if it was a $200 debt? His ol' fella?

Ouch to both options, for $50 i'll keep my finger, for $200 I can think of LOTS of more prefeerable ways of settling the debt than donating my dick to science (or whomever).

Now of course, if the person to whom I owed the money was female and she wanted my dick with me attached, then i'm sure something could be arranged

Sorry Mick, but in this case, your dick would be placed in a bowl of Wendy's Chili , and would be used to spark a court case which eventually sent the dick-placer (or in this case, a fingertip placer) in jail for 9 years!

That would hurt, wouldn't it, all that chili? Anyone done it?