I am a little confused!

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I am a little confused!

Postby SNAFU » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:58 pm

I am confused....... Who's destroying the peaceful world.







Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats


- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower !!


- More than one wife
More than one mother in law ....yikes!
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit


- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??


Well no sh*t Sherlock!....


It's not like it could get much worse

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .....
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France ......
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ......
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ......
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .....
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?!!
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby z900/zx9 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:26 pm

Yep they are certainly not smarter than the average Bear,not even as smart as the park ranger.
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby Six Addict » Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:27 pm

the muslims are quite happy in morocco, as i can report from 4 months ago, they had a small uprising as part of the arab spring, and then they held fair and free democratic elections.

even poor people speak 4, possibly 5 languages, and while they do rank fairly lowly on the development index, i found them to be nothing but hospitable to tourists who showed some respect, and where there to have a good time.
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby Cath » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:09 pm

Is this supposed to be funny and was meant to go in the Jokes forum, or is this supposed to be serious / discussion / debate? I'm not sure and now I'm confused too
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby 6maniac » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:14 pm

I'm not confused ...

It's a cut & paste of this .. http://www.egypt4christ.com/index.php/2 ... it-suicide

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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby SNAFU » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:18 pm

Mate I spent 30 years as a soldier and found that most muslims not very happy at all but having said that I will admit I was trying pretty hard to introduce them to their gods. Although what I posted was meant to be very tongue in check there are some truthful points to it, but I will leave it to the reader to work out what is funny and what is not. After all we still live in a country were it is ok to express our opinions, or do we? :roll:
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby Cath » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:46 pm

No need to roll your eyes. I've seen it posted as a joke before, and I wasn't sure if you were seeking lols or discussion, so thought I'd ask for clarification

The fact that you said it was meant to be tongue in cheek makes me think you meant it as a joke, so thanks for clarifying I guess
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby SNAFU » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:26 pm

No Cath it was meant as fun, sorry for the confusion. As I said, "that being said there are some truthful points in it".

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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby TITANIUMBULLET » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:08 pm

the quicker you learn the difference between an islamic fundamentalist and muslim , the quicker your brain will tell you not to believe this rubbish.

btw my parents are egyptian, and the trouble there has nothing to do with religion! i could go on for hours but probably wasting my time on you snafu!
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby SNAFU » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:35 am

TITANIUMBULLET!
Firstly sorry if my post offended you. Secondly, as a soldier who toured both Africa and the Middle East I can assure you I know the difference between a Islamic Fundamentalist and a Muslim. From now on I will only make comment about White Anglo Saxon Christians as they seem to be the only ones we are allowed to make comment about or poke shit at without offending them. I too could go for hours trying explain that the comment was not about Egypt and like you I would be wasting valuable riding time. Lastly, the current events in Africa only highlight my point. I am still confused!

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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby ZXR750 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:58 am

I can say from experience the muslims in Malaysia were all as happy as anyone else in the world (even if I could not get bacon on my eggs for breakfast). Most of the poorer villages did not have much but they were still very happy and at no point did I feel unsafe or think they were trying to blow us up.
Yes SNAFU you have the same rites as every one else to post the above but there is bad in just about all major religions "with the exception of scientology" :lol: .
Check out the very sad history of the catholic church. They are still responsible for more deaths and wars than the muslims. Infact they make the muslims look very amaturish in comparison.
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby 6maniac » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:12 pm

SNAFU wrote:............................ After all we still live in a country were it is ok to express our opinions, or do we? :roll:


Yes, we do ... but you have posted someone else's opinion .. dontknow.gif
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby Six Addict » Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:51 am

6maniac wrote:
SNAFU wrote:............................ After all we still live in a country were it is ok to express our opinions, or do we? :roll:


Yes, we do ... but you have posted someone else's opinion .. dontknow.gif


and we have the right to post our opinions, which appear to be a little different from yours, but thats what makes the world go round ;)
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby StuMiller » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:51 am

Wow, hasn't this post grown legs.......
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Re: I am a little confused!

Postby SNAFU » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:37 pm

Very true Stu, but if this had been about an Aussie or Kiwi not a protest would have been heard. Thank you all for playing this little experiment and helping me win a bet!

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