Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

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Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby MadKaw » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:14 am

No idea what spirits she was drinking that lead her to me.. :D

From:
janetobeid900@yahoo.com.ph
Message:
Beloved;

I am Mrs. Janet Obeid; it's true we do not known each other but My spirit led
me to write you this email. I write you with heavy tears in my eyes and great
sorrow in my heart because my Doctor informed me that It will take only the
will of God for me to survive due to my Complicated health issues (CANCER).
Based on this, I want to will my money 10.5 million USD to a faithful and God
fearing person who will use it as I will instruct hence I am contacting you. I
want you to use the funds to raise a business in any area you have experience
and expertise and to disburse 50% of the annual net profit on charity causes,
35% for expansion (or diversification) while 15% will be kept by you as
compensation for your labour.The disbursements should be made to charities
such as orphanages, motherless babies homes and to humanitarian causes. I
will wait to hear from you if you can handle this task with honesty.

Reply me only on this email;mrsjanetobeid2009@yahoo.co.jp

Mrs Janet Obeid.
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby ZXR750 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:53 am

It has to be legitimate. Any one with a last name like Obeid would not be looking to scam people.
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby Daisy » Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:54 am

Gotta be a scam. She was dying of cancer 2 years ago. :P
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby Frank » Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:54 pm

I have a better one Dave, maybe I should call the cops since I have told everyone on here. :roll:
Either that or I should load up and be ready for him and his goons :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I personly like the email address and the fact that its a Russian address and a Italian name. :shock:

When you read this - it works better if you use an Italian gangster voice - I know it doesnt quite fit with the Russian address but hey, who can tell with these people??
Good Day Friend.

Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASINATE you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.

DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:30PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLIED WITH MY DEMANDS, THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

Regards

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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby Jonnymac » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:39 pm

Bahahaha that's gold
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby young1 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:39 pm

Yo Frankie. Forget about it!! :D
The boy Youngs disciplinary record this week has been nothing but deplorable.
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby dutchy » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:37 pm

We had a run of "hitman" style sms messages here not too long ago. Now the cons are calling people telling them that their computers have a virus and that you need to hand over control of your pc so they can fix it. While your computer appears to be getting fixed they are going through everything looking for your bank details.

Another one i've seen is when you get a call from "David" (i shit you not) at the taxation office saying that you have a massive tax refund but the office requires a relatively small (couple of hundred dollars) payment for the purpose of paying the courier. If you pay that, they'll call back again and say that there has been a mistake. The already massive refund is meant to be double, but they need a larger deposit to get the cheque to you.

Those two cons seem to be most successful with the more senior demographic, so all you old bastards be weary...........

........and never trust anyone named Dave.
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby the kid » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:34 pm

I got the same email from Janet !!! She is two timing us MadKaw !! I don't trust her anymore .
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby Strika » Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:39 pm

the kid wrote:I got the same email from Janet !!! She is two timing us MadKaw !! I don't trust her anymore .


Wow...she's still alive? Must have been the money I sent her. :)
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Postby fireyrob » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:23 pm

I met Janet

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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby mick_dundee » Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:34 am

So Frank, what are you worth? Must be abit as they haven't bumped you off yet..
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby Smitty » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:48 pm

received tonight...



NIGERIA INVESTIGATION BUREAU
14A AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI
LAGOS NIGERIA.
Motto: No Body is Above the LAW
FROM THE DESK OF Dr.Musa Y.Bello; (Assistant).
FOR: ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION (EFCC).


.......................................................

I, am Mr.Musa Y.Bello; (ASSISTANT Chairman) Economic And Financial Crime Commission, a committee set up by the Federal Government of Nigeria under the able President Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.The purpose of the committee among other is to investigate,verify and settle all outstanding debts owned to foreign contractors whose payment is overdue.


Consequently, we received a directive from the office of the president, ordering the above office to settle all genuine contractors/next kin whose debts has been outstanding for a long time now.and for those that shown sufficient proof regarding the release of their fund,And we wish to inform you that in our record here, you have fulfilled such conditions as the rightful beneficiary of the said $17.8 Million Dollars.


But the reasons why your own Transfer has to be delayed is because, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.JOHN WHEELER, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him, to help you in receiving your fund, So, here comes the big question. Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (JOHN WHEELER). thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details: MR JOHN WHEELER, AC/NUMBER: xxxxxxxx. ROUTING/xxxxx, B/NAME:CITI BANK, ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA. Please if you did not sign, nor authorize MR.JOHN WHEELER to receive your payment on your behalf, kindly reconfirm to us, for your urgent release the Premium immediately, Please Reconfirm your genuine ADDRESS (information) ! your bank information were you want this payment to be transfered including your telephone/cell number for verification Or mail us urgently,to avoid making payment to a wrong person, attempt to divert your payment to a new account without your knowledge.


This office is glad to inform you that your payment shall be made as soon as we receive your feedback of claim/release today.We are sorry to inform you that the Federal Government had made it clear to all foreign contractors whose payment is overdue to be paid immediately hence all the modality relating to the release of your contract fund had been completed today. You are adviced to stop any further communication with any department Or any Government parastatal.This is to forestall new effort towards a diversion of your payment.


We apologize on behalf of the President and the good citizens of this country Nigeria for any delay and lost this must have caused you and promise that such thing will not happen again.And if you are dealing with any of the Fraudsters regarding this payment Or any transfer from this country,Please we urge you to STOP, because your funds in the total sum of $17,800.000(Seventeen Million Eight Hundred United States Dollars) AND all expenses which you must have lost, was recently approved by the
Presidency and here with this Investigation Bureau (EFCC)here in Nigeria to be settled.

Kindly reply urgently for more information and directive .

We wait your concern and action of claim to this regards.

Best Regards
Mr.Musa Y.Bello; (Assistant)
Alhaji Ibrahim Lamorde (Chairman) Economic and Financial Crimes Commission


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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby Jonno » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:16 pm

You all need to harden up. Geeks know what I mean.
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Re: Unfortunately I'm not faithful and god fearing. damn.!

Postby Smitty » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:40 am

Jonno wrote:You all need to harden up. Geeks know what I mean.



...but but they think I am dead :twisted:
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Postby mick_dundee » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:26 pm

So tell em your address and bank details and that you don;t have a clue who John Wheeler is, that will inform them you;re alive and you'll be the beneficiary of $17.8 million bucks, winner all round!
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