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Hello dearies....

All the agonisingly confused, all the questioning, all the idly curious, all the wondering... this is the place for you, my pets.

Questions about the meaning of life, questions about the best accompaniment for camembert, questions about how to tell your friend they have smelly feet, questions about what tea to serve at a summer afternoon luncheon, questions about anything and everything -> ask away. No question too petty, no question too rude, no question too mundane

Tempting I must say

quick someone turn her off tap!!!!

Ask away, Sekio dearie.

Blurr... now let's look at why you're shying away from getting your questions answered... Hmmm. Is someone afraid of what the answers might be? Is someone worried about life changes? Is someone perhaps nervous that they'll look in the mirror and suddenly see something they've been hiding from all these years. There is nothing to fear but fear itself, my warm little cookie. So throw off your fears and ask away!

I thought that bottle ran dry........

Good evening, Aunty Cath ........... I'll come straight to the point - how do I get a root ?

I'm not entirely sure what you're asking Mr Morgan (by the way - please to meet you. I don't think I've had the pleasure before today).

I think it may be a metaphor. You are in a sad place right now. The bottle is a symbol of your life, and you fear it may be "running dry". Take a few deep breaths, my pumpkin. Life is grand and good things are just around the corner. Do not dispair, there is plenty of fun left to come in your long life. I suggest some nice long rides on your lovely motorbike, some quiet time to think on all the good things in your life, and some self-love.

All the best, sweet crispy noodle

Hi Aunty Cath, I have friends coming over on the weekend what kind of desert would you recommend?

I has a question Aunty Cath.......

I has a mate who takes great delight in aiming sheep jokes my way for some reason.....maybe his team keeps getting beaten by my team...I dunno....so my question is........if I can only fit either a pizza or a carton of beer in my topbox which one should I chose?

Aunty, who is going to win survivor Heroes Vs Villains? the states are only 1 week ahead but after 2 episodes tonight we catch up..... I am clueless

ijuschill wrote:Hi Aunty Cath, I have friends coming over on the weekend what kind of desert would you recommend?

If there is not much alcohol, I would suggest a nice summery fruit salad if it's casual or a lemon tart if it's a nicer affair.
If there's plenty of alcohol, I would go with a chocolate or caramel mud cake or a meringue. But don't put too much effort into it because the boozers won't notice!

waynemorgan wrote:I has a question Aunty Cath.......
I has a mate who takes great delight in aiming sheep jokes my way for some reason.....maybe his team keeps getting beaten by my team...I dunno....so my question is........if I can only fit either a pizza or a carton of beer in my topbox which one should I chose?

Put the pizza and two beers in your topbox. Drink the third beer. The remaining three beers can fit in your jacket

robracer wrote:Aunty, who is going to win survivor Heroes Vs Villains? the states are only 1 week ahead but after 2 episodes tonight we catch up..... I am clueless

This is another one of those metaphors I think.
Don't be concerned, my little fried potato cake. The Heroes always triumph in the long run

6maniac wrote:Good evening, Aunty Cath ........... I'll come straight to the point - how do I get a root ?

This is a tough one. Aunty Cath is thinking about it...

aunty cath,,, should i lower and put an exhaust on my ute?, nothing illegal just to make it cosmetically look a bit better of course
or should i save my coin?
cheers

Thank you Aunty Cath - for both answers

whoa....1000 posts too