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Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:33 pm
by seiko1
Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 22000 volt wire (without a residual current device) on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock:
BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda: Because you are definatly dead.

Re: Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:02 pm
by tim
seiko1 wrote:Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 230 volt (current Voltage supplied to us- checked)
wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:



unless there's an rcd on the line.

and its not a guaranteed kill

then there's always resuscitation if it does stop your heart

all of which still leaves you with "swine flu"

but slightly cooked now

;)

Re: Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:12 pm
by tim
how have you got the time to think up this stuff man?

ohhh, SEIKO :lol:

Re: Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:44 pm
by robracer
seiko1 wrote:and you place a live 230 volt wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:

I gunna try this arvo, I like a plan ;)

Re: Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:02 pm
by seiko1
tim wrote:
seiko1 wrote:Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 230 volt (current Voltage supplied to us- checked)
wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:



unless there's an rcd on the line.

and its not a guaranteed kill

then there's always resuscitation if it does stop your heart

all of which still leaves you with "swine flu"


but slightly cooked now

;)


Regulated and Rectified Tim :kuda:
Didn't have to look up RCD either :D

Re: Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:09 pm
by Jonno
:lol:

Re: Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:11 pm
by mike-s
remember seiko, a stopped watch is right twice a day!

Re: Swine Flu 2

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:29 am
by seiko1
mike-s wrote:remember seiko, a stopped watch is right twice a day!

Sure is :kuda: