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KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:16 am
by sicari
What will you be doing with KRudd's $950

I think ill take my cool 950 to the nearest strippers, that will help to boost the economy :P

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:48 am
by Glen
I don't get it. Clearly I'm not a Hard Working Australian Family. My Tax just goes to keep a few fucktards on their arse on the dole for a year.

I hope it gets blocked in the Senate, it really is just economic stupidity and it will get spent on imported stuff anyway. They should take it and put it into something that will provide a long term benefit eg infrastructure.

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:19 am
by Black Magic
Mine is about to be contributed to the Yoshi pipe!

Every time I get on that bike I am going to thank the govt for it's contribution to the motorcycling community! :D 8)

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:34 am
by red_dave
random email wrote:This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a High definition TV set or a new computer, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.


Mine will go into the "South American trip fund" - boring i know :(

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:38 am
by seiko1
Got two Kids and Single, low income.
"Just paid off my Bike"
Thanks again Kev!! :kuda:

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:46 am
by Disco
Superbike school-$450,New tyres for the tracky-$320,trackday-$185....All up $955.....

So all this is only Gunna cost me $5 BARGAIN...... :kuda:

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:53 am
by fireyrob
New tyres, fairing repair... Sweet :D

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:58 pm
by Damon Z1000
I don't get it. Clearly I'm not a Hard Working Australian Family. My Tax just goes to keep a few fucktards on their arse on the dole for a year.


Same here, it's ok though Glen, the dole bludgers could just pick up a nice 42" plasma for that hand out. It's not like we haven't put our pennysworth into the economy.... mortgage, home improvements, kids in school, employing people, paying higher level tax, etc etc. Things like that shouldn't be means tested.

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:22 pm
by hoffy
Dont get it, just ....fuck you all.. :x

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:08 pm
by hoffy
i might point out if i did get it i would become the skins ninja and haunt all students and dole bludgers like pinchy !

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:12 pm
by JetPilot
Motard rims for the KLX400 I just bought. :kuda:

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:59 pm
by Blurr
Bike service for the roadie and tyres for the trackie (now if i can just get Dave or Rob to order them for me :? )

does anyone know when it is coming? I heard it is being pushed back by the senate :roll:

Whilst I wont knock back money I dont agree with what Rudd doing to try and stimulate the country

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:03 pm
by Slow and wobbly
Donate it to the Liberal party! Take that Kev Ya Muppet! :finga:

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:03 pm
by Wattie
unless you have sprogs, its a tax cut. comes at taxtime :?

Re: KRudd's $950 payout

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:13 pm
by robracer
Slow and wobbly wrote:Donate it to the Liberal party! Take that Kev Ya Muppet! :finga:

Classic Adrian, love your work 8) ......but I am concerned that Turnbull & his sidekick Barry (NSW) are clowns as well :x WTF have we gotta do to get some decent representation..... Ernie Dingo? :lol: