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Heated seats anyone?

Postby Colette » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:16 pm

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Re: Heated seats anyone?

Postby javaman » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:45 pm

lol... seems we can root all we want on those 40 degrees days :D

Sperm-making is best at 35.5 degrees celsius, slightly below body temperature, explaining why the scrotum hangs outside the body.
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Re: Heated seats anyone?

Postby Richo » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:52 pm

javaman wrote:Sperm-making is best at 35.5 degrees celsius, slightly below body temperature, explaining why the scrotum hangs outside the body.


What a smart scrotum it is!
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Re: Heated seats anyone?

Postby Gazza » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:21 pm

Richo wrote:
javaman wrote:Sperm-making is best at 35.5 degrees celsius, slightly below body temperature, explaining why the scrotum hangs outside the body.


What a smart scrotum it is!


Smart !!!!!................Yes......................!!!!

And it even bounces when you cough.

Multi skilled i think.
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Re: Heated seats anyone?

Postby Richo » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:09 pm

I know this is such a stupid post .... but anyway ..

The test actually means that some poor bastard had to sit in the heated seats with a scrotom thermometre attached to his dangly bits. :shock:

Maybe this should be something to look out for when buying a car. Perhaps they can have a "cooling" section on the seat somewhere????

"Well, I like the colour, the price seems ok ... but how cool will my balls be in this beast????"
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Re: Heated seats anyone?

Postby Cath » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:29 pm

Thanks for posting this Colette! Now I know just what to get Dave for his upcoming birthday ;)

The gift that keeps NOT giving! :lol:
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Re: Heated seats anyone?

Postby dutchy » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:38 am

NEVER FEAR....i have created the perfect vehicle for all you motorcyle loving men who wish to keep their balls well refrigerated and therefore remain "potent".

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