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by **Bogan** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:23 pm

SCAM WARNING AT MAJOR SHOPPING CENTRE

A warning for any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woden Shopping Centre. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-Shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, August 2nd, 14th, three times on the 25th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam!

P.S. The Reject Shop has good quality wallets on special this week.

by **sneakypete** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:33 pm

Lets see Today Tonight do a "special investigative report" on this scam!!!

reckon anyone would volunteer?

by **photomike666** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:43 pm

sneakypete wrote:Lets see Today Tonight do a "special investigative report" on this scam!!!

reckon anyone would volunteer?

Plan is already under way - see thread asking female mambers to stand up and be counted :lol:

by **P4nza** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:11 pm

Bogan wrote:
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you

Dont say u didnt love it!!! :lol:

by **Smitty** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:16 pm

Bogan wrote:SCAM WARNING AT MAJOR SHOPPING CENTRE

A warning for any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woden Shopping Centre. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-Shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, August 2nd, 14th, three times on the 25th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam!

P.S. The Reject Shop has good quality wallets on special this week.

oh...oh
I hope they warned you they had oral herpes :twisted: