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dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:21 pm
by Cath
Billy the Kid reckons he wants a 2 stroke ...... I think he could do with a couple of strokes :D. I mean seriously, he needs all the help he can get. Ladies, please, will anybody volunteer to help "enlarge" him ;)

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:40 pm
by dave#3
Cath wrote:Billy the Kid reckons he wants a 2 stroke ...... I think he could do with a couple of strokes :D. I mean seriously, he needs all the help he can get. Ladies, please, will anybody volunteer to help "enlarge" him ;)



WHat a top suggestion Cath! Your are just the best wife! First you say yes to some goat loving and then you let another woman into our marital bed!!! I know why I married you!!! :D

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:46 pm
by Cath
Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:47 pm
by hoffy
Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.


Dave....I told you NO MORE ROHYPNOL in her coffee !! you'll kill her one day FFS ! :lol:

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:50 pm
by dave#3
Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.


Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:57 pm
by hoffy
dave#3 wrote:
Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.


Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D


Cath I hear Dave has firmer more perkier breats than you ... is this true ?
:lol:

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:00 am
by Cath
hoffy wrote:
dave#3 wrote:
Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.


Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D


Cath I hear Dave has firmer more perkier breats than you ... is this true ?
:lol:


Fuck you man boob biatch :P

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:03 am
by dave#3
hoffy wrote:
dave#3 wrote:
Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.


Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D


Cath I hear Dave has firmer more perkier breats than you ... is this true ?
:lol:


Mine are neither firmer, nor perkier! However, they are just the right size for Cath to titie fuck me with the strap-on! :D

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:23 am
by hoffy
dave#3 wrote:Mine are neither firmer, nor perkier! However, they are just the right size for Cath to titie fuck me with the strap-on! :D


That'll do me....im off now to vomit ! :lol:

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:54 am
by sneakypete
Phew!!!....

reading all that homo-erotic stuff has made me all..... well
maybe you all better leave, coz i think i need some alone time now jerk.gif

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:55 am
by Wattie
:lol: :lol:

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:29 am
by Benno
haha, who left their computers logged in? :lol:

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:26 am
by kaneg
Is this the right time to say: pics or it didn't happen?? :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:14 pm
by Colette
kaneg wrote:Is this the right time to say: pics or it didn't happen?? :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:


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Re: dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:50 pm
by fireyrob
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