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New definition for fuckwit

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:03 pm
by mick_dundee
Will be in the next Australian dictionary, and the winner is Marcus Enfield. For those living under a rock, this guy got caught by a camera and fined $77 for speeding.

Signed a stat dec to declare he wasn't the person driving, alas for him, the person that was driving had deceased some 3 years ago which made it bloody dofficult for her to be driving his car too.

Now faces perjury charges and potentially 14 years in the slammer. Come on down Mr Enfield and accept your prize, fuckwit of the year 2007.

And yes it is very early in the year but i'm quietly confident this feat will remain unsurpassed in the analls of 2007.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:06 pm
by zzzak
Lol,I posted the article about him in the humor section of a forum I frequent.

Marcus E on Wiki.

Re: New definition for fuckwit

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:06 pm
by Smitty
mick_dundee wrote:Will be in the next Australian dictionary, and the winner is Marcus Enfield. For those living under a rock, this guy got caught by a camera and fined $77 for speeding.

Signed a stat dec to declare he wasn't the person driving, alas for him, the person that was driving had deceased some 3 years ago which made it bloody dofficult for her to be driving his car too.

Now faces perjury charges and potentially 14 years in the slammer. Come on down Mr Enfield and accept your prize, fuckwit of the year 2007.

And yes it is very early in the year but i'm quietly confident this feat will remain unsurpassed in the analls of 2007.


candidate for...Goose of the Year
(a crooked one too!) :twisted:


and as one who can sign/attest/declare stat decs etc
I can say the 'beak' will not go lightly on he who
falsely swears a dec
...especially being one of the legal fraternity
(well...was one :roll: )

cheers
Smitty

Re: New definition for fuckwit

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:01 pm
by ZXR750
mick_dundee wrote:Will be in the next Australian dictionary, and the winner is Marcus Enfield. For those living under a rock, this guy got caught by a camera and fined $77 for speeding.

Signed a stat dec to declare he wasn't the person driving, alas for him, the person that was driving had deceased some 3 years ago which made it bloody dofficult for her to be driving his car too.

Now faces perjury charges and potentially 14 years in the slammer. Come on down Mr Enfield and accept your prize, fuckwit of the year 2007.

And yes it is very early in the year but i'm quietly confident this feat will remain unsurpassed in the analls of 2007.


Yes a very worthy candidate but reading the story of Ben Cousins in the entry before this post I think he gives the honourable Mr Enfield a run for his money. Maybe they could share the award. It shouldn't be to difficult as it seems they are sharing a brain.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:13 pm
by icebreaker
And here I was thinking this was going to be a Ben Cousin's thread...

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:20 pm
by balanse
Yeah but I understand ... do you have any idea how hard it is for a magistrate (lawyer or whatever) to come by $77.00

That's almost 15 seconds work .... :!: :!:

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:11 pm
by Smitty
balanse wrote:Yeah but I understand ... do you have any idea how hard it is for a magistrate (lawyer or whatever) to come by $77.00

That's almost 15 seconds work .... :!: :!:


...petty cash I reckon :twisted:

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:06 pm
by hoffy
left wing, tree hugging, doo gooding, piece of dumass slimeball. yeah......suck shit marcus.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:22 pm
by Neka79
was this guy a lwayer?? and he fucked up that bad??

he'd just abt lose his licence for law for that wouldnt he??

all over $77 ??

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:20 pm
by Redback
Suck shit!
What happened to that QC or beak type person from Adelaide who run down a cyclist and killed him and got off with a suspended sentence? I think the DPP appealed but he wormed his way out of suitable punishment

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:32 am
by mick_dundee
Former chief magistrate or some such thing Neka, and yup, all for $77.

Re: New definition for fuckwit

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:34 am
by mick_dundee
ZXR750 wrote:Yes a very worthy candidate but reading the story of Ben Cousins in the entry before this post I think he gives the honourable Mr Enfield a run for his money.


ben Cousins wasn't the smartest but given the fact you're allowed a shitload of spare time, you're paid an absolute shitload of money and there would be PLENBTY of opportunities as an AFL footballer or indeed any elite sportsmen to obtain coacaine et al am surprised it hasn't come up plenty earielr honestly.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:12 pm
by zzzak

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:26 pm
by Neka79
suck shit u old fool..all for $77

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:40 pm
by zzzak
Neka79 wrote:suck shit u old fool..all for $77


Don't forget that he's facing a custodial sentence as well which he won't get probbaly but he's living under the shadow of meeting up with people he may have put away as a judge which can't be much fun.

However there is a silver lining to this particular cloud in that he did it,not for the $77, but for the points he would have lost under this marxist RTA system which I think is actually unconstitutional in that it breaches the rule of double jeopardy (I think) so given his prominence it may get the ball rolling to defeat the legislation as it stands.

Dunno about your rules but in NSW you lose 1/4 of your licence for three years for being ten k's over.