Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

For a number of reasons I feel I need to extend my outraised palm to fellow members and ask for offers of money, gifts and heart felt sympathy.

I find myself being on the wrong end of the law. I have acted stupidly and unlawfully, I appear to feel little remorse for my idiotic behaviour and can only express that if I am not impeded in any way that I'll probably continue telling everyone about it.

My fellow riders that I associate with are starting to get a bad name due to the reporting of the stupid acts that I have commited. Seemingly whilst being tarnished by the fact that I am a KSRC member, they are still encouraging me by supporting the unforgiveable.

I ask you please... Help Me!

I will have to be helped by an intervention I believe. How else will I stop drinking and riding whilst unlicensed for the bike that I am riding, speeding at incredible speeds in built up areas and generally being a dickhead on a bike.

Some wise person did though however tell me recently too... stop being a prick and giving us a bad name.

Motorbike riders need no more tossers spruking their stupidity on open forums.

I hope you can help me to do the right thing eventually.

Good Day

HTFU

OK, IOU one of these, to be payed in full at the Supers...assuming I haven't drunk it first




...so are you glad you got that off your chest mate?

Tape,

I'd love to help, but only if the money goes into a object and not a wallet.

Perhaps a nice prepaid holiday in port philip (im sure we can pay the govt to house you)

Would be most relaxing.. Well, if you didnt relax, You'd have a sorer bot bot than usual

Tape. Could i please offer my assistance to you free of charge. I want you to run for prime minister. I will do all i can to help. Hmmmm will you father my child (Don't tell T i asked that)

Am I missing something here?

Perhaps Mick needs an RC?


They seem to be the in thing atm...

Tape , it sound s to me like you have a broken
record... you keep keep keep keep keep keep
doin the same things over over & over over over..So HARDEN THE FARK UP UP UP UP UP UP...

yes mick, i'll help.
i'll take the 9 back.

Tape, my heartfelt sympathies go out to you in this desperate time of need. I'm right behind you on this mate! Perhaps we can take up a collection to assist you during this difficult and gut wrenching trauma? Perhaps, if we can get enough sympathetic ears in here we may be able to raise enough to buy you a new motorbike with which to complete your insane and publicly destructive behaviour on!

icebreaker wrote:Perhaps Mick needs an RC?


They seem to be the in thing atm...

how come i haven'y gotten one. i dont have a bike anymore, its almost like HD

mrmina wrote:

icebreaker wrote:Perhaps Mick needs an RC?


They seem to be the in thing atm...

how come i haven'y gotten one. i dont have a bike anymore, its almost like HD

I'll buy you one and you can pay for all my solicitors fee's. Or even better I will GIVE you my solicitors bills and you can have my RC car comes with loads of extras

Tape your problem seems to be hormonal . Might be best to do a pregnancy test , see a therapist and have a nice lie down with a Bex and a cup of tea .

I dont know Mick, but you ain't gettin shit till I get my farkin rice you carnt's.......

Colette wrote:Am I missing something here?

*Cough*

Nothing to see here.


Nicely done Mick