Extinct species?

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Re: Extinct species?

Postby Birdman » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:13 am

Jonno wrote:

Where u will find them; At work (careful here), church/weddings even funerals, social outings such as some parties and through friends, sporting and hobbies such as tennis but not tuperware parties,



Whats wrong with Tuperware parties ??? they make some pretty nifty stuff, great for draining oil into and storing the parts off the bike when servicing and when finished just rinse and take your sang'as to work in it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby the kid » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:27 am

ttc wrote: I'm a size 10-12,


Now there is your problem straight away . Thats at least 2 sizes too big . This is going to straight away let some bloke know that if he takes you out for dinner you will actually eat some thing and he will also know that you will expect him to pay coz you are to tight to spend money otherwise you would have lashed out on the boob enhancement and had your dental work sorted so that your fangs shine brighter than 100 watters on high beam .
Really Tan its not that hard to work out . Just get a copy of WHO weakly and check out some of the pics of girls who really know how to present themselves well .
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby ttc » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:39 am

The problem with your theory is that I don't need to buy boobs and my teeth are fine :P

Maybe that's the problem.. :lol:

Or do I need to buy a chihuaua??

*edit* and we know Colette has boobs and teeth too :P
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby the kid » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:50 am

ttc wrote:The problem with your theory is that I don't need to buy boobs and my teeth are fine :P

Maybe that's the problem.. :lol:

Or do I need to buy a chihuaua??

*edit* and we know Colette has boobs and teeth too :P


Chihuaua does help , but being able to spell it is a bit too clever and that dont work for us BLOKES
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby robracer » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:03 am

Chihuahua would not help Tanya,........ bloody poor excuse for a dog they are :lol:
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby red_dave » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:56 am

I like puppies... :D
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby Six Addict » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:17 am

red_dave wrote:I like puppies... :D


down boy, down, down boy.... good boy....
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby fireyrob » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:18 pm

red_dave wrote:I like puppies... :D


That is way too twisted in so many ways... :shock:
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby 98ninja » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:08 pm

from my experiences with women (young women) they either want to date a male version of their best friend or they want to date a cave man.
mind you this data has been collated from a small sample.
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby Six Addict » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:21 pm

98ninja wrote:from my experiences with women (young women) they either want to date a male version of their best friend or they want to date a cave man.
mind you this data has been collated from a small sample.


exactly, they like to go for the bad boys because they are fun and dangerous, but then they want to change the badboys into good boys, which doesnt happen cos they can just go off and find some other woman who wants a bad boy... which leaves original girl wondering what happened.... but then she meets another bad boy, and off you go on the merry-go-round... :lol:

this pretty much tells the love life of one of my good uni mates.... needless to say she is single...
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby Felix » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:24 pm

So to summarise:
    We have Collette and TTC both single.
    Both have some common interests.
    Both look good in leather.

I think the answer is pretty obvious... :lol:
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby 98ninja » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:45 pm

well my current girlfriends two previous boyfriends were complete fairies.
one knitted her mittens and made her muffins when they broke up
and the other loooooved shopping for clothes but could never find anything he liked.
she admitted they were her best friends with male bits.


ive been with her almost 2 years though so i wasnt implying cavemen were badboys.
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby Colette » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:34 pm

Felix wrote:So to summarise:
    We have Collette and TTC both single.
    Both have some common interests.
    Both look good in leather.

I think the answer is pretty obvious... :lol:


Who's Collette? ;)
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby P4nza » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:58 pm

lol this is a funny topic...i never knew KSRC had a dating service too!! amazing that you cant find a decent guy in NSW :o what age group are you looking at? and this is 1 question i hate asking but...how high are your standards? :P
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Re: Extinct species?

Postby the kid » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:01 pm

Colette wrote:
Felix wrote:So to summarise:
    We have Collette and TTC both single.
    Both have some common interests.
    Both look good in leather.

I think the answer is pretty obvious... :lol:


Who's Collette? ;)


You wouldnt want to know her Mate . Zero to Bitch faster than her motorbike , has serious issues , especially with spelling :lol:
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