Advice Hotline (now open)

[Aunty Cath]

.... Pick up a cute little tight-arsed twink......

well it worked for you eh Aunty Cath ?

In more ways than I can say, my shivering little Canberran. Now stop it my ferret, I'm blushing!

[seiko1]

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[kaneg]

Well things are pretty quiet around here, but if anyone needs any advice, the hotline is now open

And UncleChopChop, gaffa tape is the sure thing. I hope you weren't waiting desperately for that answer!

it's nice to see you back in action Aunty Cath,

I take it after quitting your daytime job, this is you full time gig?

I'd appreciate your wisdom on this age old dilemma :

How, do you tell people how it is ie. the truth and still have "some" of them around ? or just stick with lying through your teeth ?

[kaneg]

Like, when someone ignores your question Aunty Cath.....

[tim]

I think auntie Cath is busy tending to her chooks and applying a well fermented compost mask to keep her skin young and fresh

[laidback]

I think auntie Cath is busy tending to her chooks and applying a well fermented compost mask to keep her skin young and fresh

Probably still shocked from looking up the chooks bum...

[kaneg]

one would think, she'd be the queen of multitasking

Probably still shocked from looking up the chooks bum...

Is that where she gets the answers from ?

[dutchy]

Is that where she gets the answers from ?

Yes. But she has to shake it first, other wise everyone's advise would be the same.

[Kermit]

Thread revival as I some guidance would be appreciated.

A ex colleague who I used to work years ago has returned back as one of my managers, since she has been back; every time i'm around her, all that keeps comming into mind is that I want to introduce jimmy to her.

She is assertive & in her natural environment as leader, I think that its a strong part of the attraction, wearing pumps, having a nice rack and being blond also helps.

Some colleagues have commented about some sexual tension between us, so I know its not just me; to date I've never eaten and shitted in the same place.

These same colleagues claim if i tap that i'd achieve legendary status, I do tend to agree. I got no problem approaching women, but being a manager it may complicate things, if things go south.

Do I keep jimmy in his pants or have a shot at the title.

If its of any signifigance, she's divorced; I wont be homewrecking.

[young1]

Phil..
Divorcees go off !! But come with major self esteem & daddy issues.. baggage man baggage.
This chick is getting around in pumps?? She's gagging 4 it !
She has obvously used the fact that she has a nice rack to gain her career advancement, & shouldnt expect your respect for her position as manager because shes slept her way to the top.
If you decide to sports fuck her, get some compromising & highly personal photos..these are of course for you to show your colleges, to confirm your legendry status but also if this bitch gets smart after you have kicked her in to touch and starts messing around with the rosters or bonus's etc...u just drop a few of them on her desk occasionally..

Sorry to offer advice aunty cath but i specialise in recruitment, work place relations and conflict resolution.

[Kermit]

"GoPro for all types of film riding".

[6maniac]

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Sorry to offer advice aunty cath but i specialise in recruitment, work place relations and conflict resolution.

So, your banging your boss ??

[fireyrob]

Phil.. Divorcees go off !! She's gagging 4 it !

Summarised for you Phil U only live once

[Kermit]

U only live once

I think its worth the skyfall.

[6maniac]

and pics or it didn't happen ....