What did they call you at school?

[L3raven]

i had 2 sniper n ninja n 4 aum reason still get called them..

Looking at the way you write, could that reason be that you're still at school?

No usin my pda buttons are 2 small.
ninja cause of ninjitsu which i still study
sniper cause i hold the open right record and sighted.

[Zombie]

With the name Alexandra Green, at school I just got called Alex.
My baby bro (6 years younger than me) sometimes calls me Axle - more for the anagram than anything to do with Guns n Roses or me being a petrolhead!!
I called myself Zombie on here cos Ronster made a comment as I crawled out the tent at some ungodly hour of a Sunday morning down at P.I.!!!

[Shaman]

i had 2 sniper n ninja n 4 aum reason still get called them..

Looking at the way you write, could that reason be that you're still at school?

No usin my pda buttons are 2 small.
ninja cause of ninjitsu which i still study
sniper cause i hold the open right record and sighted.

My mate's a 5th dan black belt in ninjutsu (note the spelling) - he's not a scary bloke to look at and I can tell you it's really fricken annoying when you want to punch him in the arm cos he's being a carnt and he just continually avoids every possible jab so you're just constantly hitting air I also once saw him throw a 120kg bloke 4m in the air into a wall... he himself weighs about 68kg Ninjutsu's the most terrifying of all the martial arts without a doubt.

We call him Tomato or 'marto' because he's really pale and when he exerts effort (at the gym, sport, random pub fights that I may or may not instigate ) he goes really red in the face

[Shaman]

With the name Alexandra Green, at school I just got called Alex.
My baby bro (6 years younger than me) sometimes calls me Axle - more for the anagram than anything to do with Guns n Roses or me being a petrolhead!!
I called myself Zombie on here cos Ronster made a comment as I crawled out the tent at some ungodly hour of a Sunday morning down at P.I.!!!

Forgot to say that you've got the perfect last name for this forum

[I-K]

Ninjutsu's the most terrifying of all the martial arts without a doubt.

A common-enough misconception. Martial arts and hand-to-hand combat systems (just to include the more recent developments like Krav Maga, Sistema[1] and Samobor) are like programming languages. Regardless of which one you use, once you know enough of it, you can do anything. For the most part, all they differ in is the point in the teaching at which students are first taught how to dislocate shoulders, break collar bones, cave in windpipes, penetrate skulls at the temple and, everyone's favourite, jump backwards from the courtyard of a temple onto the edge of the roof two stories above...

[1] Descended from the fighting techniques of the medieval Russian knights? Pig's arse. It was developed by Soviet army officers who were sent to Japan to supplement their boxing and wrestling with judo and jujutsu.

[I-K]

i had 2 sniper n ninja n 4 aum reason still get called them..

Looking at the way you write, could that reason be that you're still at school?

No usin my pda buttons are 2 small.
ninja cause of ninjitsu which i still study
sniper cause i hold the open right record and sighted.

Well, so long as you're not bragging, or anything...

...my habit of not shaving, wearing a 3/4-length ex-Bundeswehr hooded jacket and never having a kind word to say about modern society got me called The Extremist in Year 12, when my nihilism and misanthropy really started to build towards the loftier heights they occupy today, but I didn't mention that because that would make me feel like a tryhard...

[NortikittyKat]

oh god..
i was unfortunate with my name and looks.
strawberry blonde hair and freckles got me, "pippy long stockings"

and then the stypical ones which come with kelly
smelly
telly
belly

we wont go to my last name thats just bad..

You got off lightly....

I got Smelly Kelly has a Belly that wobbles like Jelly while she is watching Telly........

[Lone Wolf]

I got Smelly Kelly has a Belly that wobbles like Jelly while she is watching Telly........

Sorry Kel, you can kill me later I just thought that was funny

[Jennysc]

My maiden name is Sawyer, so I got
Tom
Huck
soya bean and
soya sauce even though they are spelt differently !!

[Black Magic]

They called me 'shy'... oh how times have changed!

[Billz]

My last name is Schulz, so I got a fair bit of, 'Sarge', as in Hogan's Heroes.
And, of course, there was, "I know nothing! Nothing!!!"
Actually, I still get that occasionally - Foxtel has a lot to answer for.
I just grin and ignore it, as it's usually considered poor form to give the intellectually challenged a slap upside the head.