Anyone here a sparkie?

[MiG]

1% of $199 is STILL more than a $1, learn to use a fucking calculator sometime!!!

Eh? Low low price of $199 and then a 1% discount on top = 197.01. What's the fuss?

[Burky]

Mick i;m withe you! these old houses with shocking wiring bloody shit me off!

Talk about confusing some of the switches in my place needed replacing but all the wiring was all black

[RG]

1% of $199 is STILL more than a $1, learn to use a fucking calculator sometime!!!

yeah I agree, learn to use a fucking calculator.

1% of $199 = $1.99

$199 - $1.99 = $197.10

$197.10 < $200

fuck that must be difficult...

[mrmina]

1% of $199 is STILL more than a $1, learn to use a fucking calculator sometime!!!

WHO THE FARK SAID ANYTHING ABOUT $1.

U know what, fark ya. No discount u can pay the full farken fee of $199. I try to be nice and help u out but get it thrown back in my face.

Here's a better idea.

Strip the ends of the wires so they are bare and put the tips of the wire on ur tounge. if nothing happens try another wire.

[mrmina]

1% of $199 is STILL more than a $1, learn to use a fucking calculator sometime!!!

yeah I agree, learn to use a fucking calculator.

1% of $199 = $1.99

$199 - $1.99 = $197.10

$197.10 < $200

fuck that must be difficult...

not everybody has an engineering degree mate.

its not like were talking about LaPlace or Fourier transforms.

[mick_dundee]

Sok MIna getting a sparky in soon to nut it out, fucked around with a few more combos today but the song remains the same.

On loking at other switches in the house that have been replaced seems they only use 2 wires so i'll have a spare I guess.

IE the pair that I currently have twisted together are spearated in the other switches.

[RG]

not everybody has an engineering degree mate.

its not like were talking about LaPlace or Fourier transforms.

oh...
I was almost getting into Z-transform...oh well forget it.

[Rossi]

Mick,
ya have checked the globe ????

[mick_dundee]

Rossi, if the prob was the globe it would remain OFF, not ON

[mfzx6r]

Mick,
ya have checked the globe ????

it might be global warming

[Gosling1]

this one sounds like global cooling !!

[StarDrifter]

Here's a better idea.

Strip the ends of the wires so they are bare and put the tips of the wire on ur tounge. if nothing happens try another wire.

I actually read an early...1930's I think...Wiring Regs book that listed taste / touch testing as an acceptable method for checking for Voltage!!!

[Benno]

After reading 2 replies, I cbf'd reading anymore. Mick, PM me if you want it done, I'll come over and le fix. Free of charge

I only live in Altona, and I think I saw you stalking me at Altona Gate the other day!

[mrmina]

Here's a better idea.

Strip the ends of the wires so they are bare and put the tips of the wire on ur tounge. if nothing happens try another wire.

I actually read an early...1930's I think...Wiring Regs book that listed taste / touch testing as an acceptable method for checking for Voltage!!!

maybe thats what that fat fooker thomas renyolds use to do.

BABY IN MY BELLY

[mick_dundee]

Benno, thanks for the offer, had StarDrifter around today actually, he reckons there's a short in the roof somewhere so after some fooking around it couldn't be fixed anyways and yeah seen a few at Altona Gate, actually saw Groggles there one day sober too....