Ask Dr Stereo...

[gizmo]

Dr Stereo, why was she born so beautiful???

Some people say it comes down to genetics.... and there may be some truth to that... Other people say that a smile makes anyone beautiful.... there may be some truth to that also (unless its one of those creepy smiles that people get when they have just slashed your tires because you went out on a night with the boys and did invite her and then slept with her best friend). But the truth behind it all is that no-one is born beautiful, we are all born purple, puffy, wrickly and covered in a couple of gallons of uteral slime... Most people dont become beautiful until much later... Usually around the age of 18...

I always thought with girls it was 16?

[photomike666]

Dear Dr Stereo
Why is my wife the best?

On a promise Mike

Note to self...

Don't walk away from PC while logged into KSRC

[Stereo]

Dr Stereo,

Not sure if I will get in trouble for this one, but here goes anyway...

Women give child birth, get their ears, belly buttons and tongue pierced...

But they won't have anal sex, cos they say it hurts....Why is this so?

When a woman says that she does not want to have anal sex because its hurts, its not a rejection, it is actually a compliment... I dont want to go into specifics on a public forum, but your "member" must be of a significant enough size to warrant a certain level of fear in your partner.... Think about it... if it was tiny do you think she would object? Hell she probably wouldnt even notice... No my friend, you think you are cursed, but you are blessed.

(This is a question I have often been asked by men since becoming a doctor and I feel I should give some advice to women aswel. If your partner makes suggestion that he perform his penetrative duties on an area that is not to your liking you should consider using some of the following dialogue: "You keep your monster out of my batcave!" or "You cant fit the titanic into that little shipyard sailor!" or "Sure you can honey, but only if I get to do it to you first.... now, where did I put the lube and the baseball bat?")

[Kishy]

Dr Stereo,

Not sure if I will get in trouble for this one, but here goes anyway...

Women give child birth, get their ears, belly buttons and tongue pierced...

But they won't have anal sex, cos they say it hurts....Why is this so?

Simple solution..

Go to Coles or Safeway & buy some..

[YAPPA]

Dr Stereo,

Not sure if I will get in trouble for this one, but here goes anyway...

Women give child birth, get their ears, belly buttons and tongue pierced...

But they won't have anal sex, cos they say it hurts....Why is this so?

Simple solution..

Go to Coles or Safeway & buy some..

Ahh grasshopper, U have much to learn......woman like chamelion, change ALL THE TIME!!!!! Wisdom will come with age, & of course when u can snatch pebble from hand yada yada yada

[ZZRCHIKKY]

as if it hurts

[Lainie]

You all have it wrong, you shouldn't be using KY as a lube. It's wrong..... It's water based and dries up way to fast ouch causing pain again....

I highly recomend Pjur, costs a bit more but ya need to use less and well worth the $$

[Kishy]

*Kishy takes notes*

[Stereo]

Ok... thank you for that interlude... now please stop hijacking my thread...

[gizmo]

You all have it wrong, you shouldn't be using KY as a lube. It's wrong..... It's water based and dries up way to fast ouch causing pain again....

I highly recomend Pjur, costs a bit more but ya need to use less and well worth the $$

I guess the question now is.
How much for a group buy Lainie?
KSRC discount?
& exactly how much Alcohol should a lady be given before a man should ask?

[the kid]

You all have it wrong, you shouldn't be using KY as a lube. It's wrong..... It's water based and dries up way to fast ouch causing pain again....

I highly recomend Pjur, costs a bit more but ya need to use less and well worth the $$

Wow Lainie , you quite the business woman now days , grab that product placement opportunity .

Next we will have a link on ya siggie or ride day pics with product placement subtly in the back ground , like a butt plug on the seat of Stace's bike or ........

[gigksrc]

you all shit me

[Duane]

what about me gayle

[gigksrc]

No Gary, No Gary, Noooo Gary!!!!!
well OK but only if you've got lube

[Duane]

Lube Smube, Spit's the worlds greatest lubricant.