Goose of the Week

this weeks winner DEFINITELY is.......


Drunk driver nabbed after smashing into police car near booze bus

Article from:Gareth Trickey The Age August 07, 2009 07:51am

A DRUNK driver was more than three times over the limit when he smashed into a police car parked near a booze bus.
Police said the man was driving along the Princes Hwy when he crashed his car into the traffic stop in Dandenong yesterday about 9.30pm.

The man blew 0.17 when breath tested by police, who also discovered he was driving while unlicenced.
Police are also investigating whether the man was attempting to avoid the booze bus when he hit the parked police car.


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another case of '' sorry but I didnt see.... "

How do these dickheads crash when they're drunk?
I actually drive much better when I'm drunk

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I actually drive much better when I'm drunk

but how do you know you do...remember you are drunk...

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I actually drive much better when I'm drunk

but how do you know you do...remember you are drunk...

Nah!
Drunk and Blind are two diff things

may I nominate an alternate goose

All I can say is that some people must come by money easy...Think of all the curves you could attack with that rubber, let alone the time taken to restore your ride.

may I nominate an alternate goose

Gotta be a caption comp with that video!!!

Where's the marshmallows when ya want eM???

I was cringing watching that bike burn

Mick Dundee?
Who is this bloody blow in?

Wrong type of fire extinguisher for a petrol fire in the first instance .

The CO2 ones were a better idea.

Mick

Mick Dundee?
Who is this bloody blow in?

Just passing saw the light on, well maybe it was fire light I saw.

Wrong type of fire extinguisher for a petrol fire in the first instance .

The CO2 ones were a better idea.

Mick

I know, given they were only using the water based ones to provide lube for the burnout. I was surprised it took that long for the Co2 ones to come out.

Hows this for Wanker of the week.Today having a conversation about bikes this guy says what do you ride.I reply zx9 his comment Girls bike So what do you ride ?? He replys R1 with big bang engine,im thinking big bang wanker.But it gets better he tells me hes blown fork seals and screwed head bearings in it already,i look and say well i have replaced 2 fuel pumps and 1 set of head bearings in 148,000 ks.So get a kwaka,Reply yeah i love doing wheelies im thinking if you did them properly you wouldnt screw your bike.By this time i am walking away and he goes on about tyres Quote i got no wax on my rear tyre ,I keep walking then he blurts out something about some conti tyre thats the ducks guts.I reply starting my bike that as i do 35000ks a year i need something dual compund.But the kicker is when he tells me he got 17,000 ks out of his pilot powers.Hes a ledgeng in his own backyard.

put that in the rant thread z900

Who is this bloody blow in?

FFS the bloke with the black wheels................cheers