KRudd's $950 payout

What will you be doing with KRudd's $950

I think ill take my cool 950 to the nearest strippers, that will help to boost the economy

I don't get it. Clearly I'm not a Hard Working Australian Family. My Tax just goes to keep a few fucktards on their arse on the dole for a year.

I hope it gets blocked in the Senate, it really is just economic stupidity and it will get spent on imported stuff anyway. They should take it and put it into something that will provide a long term benefit eg infrastructure.

Mine is about to be contributed to the Yoshi pipe!

Every time I get on that bike I am going to thank the govt for it's contribution to the motorcycling community!

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a High definition TV set or a new computer, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.

Mine will go into the "South American trip fund" - boring i know

Got two Kids and Single, low income.
"Just paid off my Bike"
Thanks again Kev!!

Superbike school-$450,New tyres for the tracky-$320,trackday-$185....All up $955.....

So all this is only Gunna cost me $5 BARGAIN......

New tyres, fairing repair... Sweet

I don't get it. Clearly I'm not a Hard Working Australian Family. My Tax just goes to keep a few fucktards on their arse on the dole for a year.

Same here, it's ok though Glen, the dole bludgers could just pick up a nice 42" plasma for that hand out. It's not like we haven't put our pennysworth into the economy.... mortgage, home improvements, kids in school, employing people, paying higher level tax, etc etc. Things like that shouldn't be means tested.

Dont get it, just ....fuck you all..

i might point out if i did get it i would become the skins ninja and haunt all students and dole bludgers like pinchy !

Motard rims for the KLX400 I just bought.

Bike service for the roadie and tyres for the trackie (now if i can just get Dave or Rob to order them for me )

does anyone know when it is coming? I heard it is being pushed back by the senate

Whilst I wont knock back money I dont agree with what Rudd doing to try and stimulate the country

Donate it to the Liberal party! Take that Kev Ya Muppet!

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unless you have sprogs, its a tax cut. comes at taxtime

Donate it to the Liberal party! Take that Kev Ya Muppet!

Classic Adrian, love your work ......but I am concerned that Turnbull & his sidekick Barry (NSW) are clowns as well WTF have we gotta do to get some decent representation..... Ernie Dingo?