Smiley argument / questions

For those who have too much time on their hands...
Dave #3 and I are arguing about the meaning behind some ksrc smileys (yeah, I know - we need to get out more) and thought we'd find out if there was a club consensus...

1)
The smiley:
The question: Is the smiley dude having his face buried and pummeled between boobies, or is his face buried somewhat further south, causing the boobies to shudder?


2)
The smiley:
The question: What do you think this smiley means?


3)
The smiley:
The question: Which one is taking the bigger dump?

1) He's reading a good book - or his head is between boobies

2) Behind ever man is a wonam rolling her eyes, this smiley is her. Or possible it mean, FFS, here we go again

3) is taking the bigger dump, he has to do the half way flush. actually did the biggest dump, and it's come back to bite him.

Killing time Cath?

For those who have too much time on their hands...
Dave #3 and I are arguing about the meaning behind some ksrc smileys (yeah, I know - we need to get out more) and thought we'd find out if there was a club consensus...

1)
The smiley:
The question: Is the smiley dude having his face buried and pummeled between boobies, or is his face buried somewhat further south, causing the boobies to shudder?


2)
The smiley:
The question: What do you think this smiley means?


3)
The smiley:
The question: Which one is taking the bigger dump?

#1- answer b

#2- smiley shows a lack of credibility in a comment/ statement

#3- answer 1


What do I win?

1)
The smiley:
That's a total motorboat... Otherwise 48 seconds later it would be



2)
The smiley:
This mean 6Maniac has tried to post something funny...

3)
The smiley:
The one to the right cause the one on the left is struggling ot get the job done at all...

1) Well, I never looked hard at it and I thought he was reading a book....Now I look at it, I'll go with shuddering boobies
2) A classic roll of the eyes - ie well duh! or "I am such a dickhead!"
3) the guy that changes colour is definately taking a bigger dump!

Why arn't you 2 working on the new trackie ? (smiley used to show contempt for those who should have spanners intheir hands , not keyboards or willys) (this smiley used to show that I think I am funny ) (and this one used to show how sad it is that I am up before 6 on Boxing Day ) but (is used to remind myself I am about to head off to SA to go racing ) (same same )

Why arn't you 2 working on the new trackie ? (smiley used to show contempt for those who should have spanners intheir hands , not keyboards or willys) (this smiley used to show that I think I am funny ) (and this one used to show how sad it is that I am up before 6 on Boxing Day ) but (is used to remind myself I am about to head off to SA to go racing ) (same same )

(is use to say racing in SA, Fark Yeah) and (is used to say, Racing in SA bastard Poke it up ya)

1) The smiley:
Downstairs

2) The smiley:
"oh for f*ck sake"

3) The smiley:
left: i think he must have eaten a small child.
right: too much chilli = ring of fire!

1) Hoffy + scones
2) Anything posted by red_dave
3) Either one = red_dave on the last three NYE's

the scary thing is you know anything about what goes on in dave's bathroom.

That would only be true if it had been HIS bathroom, Mike.

I don't limit myself to my own bathroom...