I've been thinking about getting a penis enlargement?

Kath has been at me for a while now to investigate having some additional girth added. I was just wondering if any others out there had already gone down this path and what they felt would yield the best results? Is plastic surgery the only option??

I think that's a great idea, Dave. I'm sure you're doing this for good reason... Kath hasn't looked as satisfied lately, so it might be for the best, really.


PM me for a recommendation. The girth is good, but I do have some concerns about the angle I was left with...

Go for it dave i think brad pitt has got a penis enlargement for angie, it worked wonders i hear .

I think that's a great idea, Dave. I'm sure you're doing this for good reason... Kath hasn't looked as satisfied lately, so it might be for the best, really.


PM me for a recommendation. The girth is good, but I do have some concerns about the angle I was left with...

I hadn't really thought about this. What do you find was the issue with the angle on yours? Oh and by the way, what girth did you end up deciding on???

Please, please tell me that this isn't, in anyway related to the thread bout the goat! . . .is it ? ?

Go for it dave i think brad pitt has got a penis enlargement for angie, it worked wonders i hear .

PLEASE GET A BRAIN ENLARGEMENT!

Go for it dave i think brad pitt has got a penis enlargement for angie, it worked wonders i hear .

PLEASE GET A BRAIN ENLARGEMENT!

Go for it dave i think brad pitt has got a penis enlargement for angie, it worked wonders i hear .

PLEASE GET A BRAIN ENLARGEMENT!

Ok sorry if i offended anyone, i will get a brain enlargement somehow?

I hadn't really thought about this. What do you find was the issue with the angle on yours? Oh and by the way, what girth did you end up deciding on???

I feel a 65 - 70 degree angle is the most aesthetically pleasing angle, to be honest. For the girth topic - take as large as the docs think they can stretch it to. I have it on good (or goat) authority that it's all about the girth, not the length anyway. So, ask them to stretch as far as is medically possible and you won't be upset with the results!

Is that 65-70 degrees from vertical or from horizontal? It makes a difference

Is that 65-70 degrees from vertical or from horizontal? It makes a difference

From horizontal, definitely. 65 - 70 from vertical would be like rooting a dwarf, you sicko!

Is that 65-70 degrees from vertical or from horizontal? It makes a difference

From horizontal, definitely. 65 - 70 from vertical would be like rooting a dwarf, you sicko!

What one standing on it's head???

I spose you want it Black too ?

Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...

Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.