Happy Birthday Hoffy!

I'd just like to make note that on Wednesday (16/4/08), i turn the grand old age of 28...

So i'm posting this to remind everyone, in plenty of time, so you can all go and buy me Birthday Presents...

I am willing to accept all types of presents, including monetary donations, which are directed straight into the National Foundation of Hoffness welbeing.

All donations/presents are Tax deductable and will be acceted with the coveted "Hoffy STAMP OF APPROVAL"

That is all

Happy B'day Hoffy

You arrogant fark!

Look dude, after the wedding incident, i aint expecting jack shit from you.

What?

I just didn't want you to find out that "she" had bigger nads than you did at an awkward moment...

Yeah, but wait, what happened with that waitress was way out of line....

and you know if cowboy.

Well posting your own birthday....
Great stuff Hoffy ..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY mate for next Wednesday, do you accept travellers cheques.

Nice work Hoff! Did you want Tank Foam, Yak Fat or some Chops?

I'll say happy birthday now mate, as I'll be off line for a week from Tuesday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

As for the waitress - don't worry about it, she was beneath you - and you're better off with a woman who's prepared to climb on top Not that I know what happened, but it sounds funny

Happy B'day you old Bastard

cheques in the mail Dude.

i'd appreciate if youc could send me my receipt asap

Happy bday hoffy , you old man

Hoffmeister

have a happee birfdeee ya young fart....


cheers

Smitty

Happy birthday Hoffy.....I've got a nasty rash, think I might give you that......

Um ......I will talk to you on the day

Happy Birthday mate