Road Runner

I need some help, (In more ways than one).
I am trying to find the lyrics to the Road Runner show.
I can't try to Google it as the work PC has a filter on and any thing that is classed as entertainment is blocked.
My five month old daughter has a Road Runner toy and her mother is constantly singing the theme tune but she only knows two lines and it is giving me the shits. If she knows the whole song it will be a bit better.
Please help.


Beep Beep.

If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn he can never mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.

Legend dave .... not just a pretty face

Legend dave .... not just a pretty face

Hence my HCSC rank

Red Dave You are "THE" legend.

Thank you for that. This gives me big brownie points that may hopefully be redeemed tonight.


Thanks again.

Red Dave You are "THE" legend.

Thank you for that. This gives me big brownie points that may hopefully be redeemed tonight.


Thanks again.

Just get your missus to call my name next time you score...

Red Dave You are "THE" legend.

Thank you for that. This gives me big brownie points that may hopefully be redeemed tonight.


Thanks again.

Just get your missus to call my name next time you score...

she might as well, since ur mrs will be calling me!!

Red Dave You are "THE" legend.

Thank you for that. This gives me big brownie points that may hopefully be redeemed tonight.


Thanks again.

Just get your missus to call my name next time you score...

she might as well, since ur mrs will be calling me!!

She sure does call you...

Calls you a softcock, a smelly bastard etc etc

Ah what a wasted youth all those hours watching cartoons when you could have been doing something useful for humanity, like watching Gilligan's Island or F-Troop

Legend dave .... not just a pretty face

Not even, I would have said...

Legend dave .... not just a pretty face

Not even, I would have said...

Go easy! there is a reason whey dave has the HCSC title of "Eye Candy"
But i forgot what it was

Legend dave .... not just a pretty face

Not even, I would have said...

Go easy! there is a reason whey dave has the HCSC title of "Eye Candy"
But i forgot what it was

Yeah it's because he named himself Ha Ha!

Go easy! there is a reason whey dave has the HCSC title of "Eye Candy"
But i forgot it was cause he's the shiz-nizzle

Yeah it's because he named himself Ha Ha!

Hey!

It was unanimously voted on by my adoring fans...

Legend dave .... not just a pretty face

Not even, I would have said...

Go easy! there is a reason whey dave has the HCSC title of "Eye Candy"
But i forgot what it was

oh... i thought it was cos he was a little retarded and kept sticking candy in his eye...