Your favorite saying..........

Hey guys,

Give us your favorite saying, or quote someone else's that you think is worth while !

Couple of my Dad's - 1. You can't educate mugs. 2. When you're born stupid it's hard to get over it.

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Theodore Roosevelt, 1910

Girl who fly upside down in plane, always have crack up.
Man who do it on side of hill, not on level.
Man with hand in pocket, always on the ball.

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
Eleanor Roosevelt

"I myself have never been able to find out what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West

"Choosing to have children is like choosing to play the bagpipes: you must do it well or not at all. Anything in between and you'll really annoy your neighbors."
Nina Paley

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
Rita Rudner

"We have enough youth. How about a fountain of Smart?"
Anon

Ah...and I forgot to mention Hoffy that HTFU doesn't count....


Here's a couple;

Where ever you are, be there ! (my father)


Darlings, anything worth doing, worth overdoing (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.

Clearasil only works because it encourages teenagers to wash.

There are many good reasons for drinking, and ones just come to my head. If a man can't drink when he's living, how the hell does he drink when he's dead?

And one of my favourite film quotes, "I feel the need, the need for speed".

gee dont i feel simple....

"No worries!"

Some Aussie bogan circa 1900's

carn, launch the farker!

Fark me dead!

Harden the fuck up !

In all seriousness then..

"Anything I have ever done that was ultimately worthwhile...initially scared me to death !" Albert Einstein.

" Cash??.... Not here"
" Look at me mate! I'm Flyin'! I'm fuckin flyin!" ---> Ethnic accent
" Sir! Keithy's done 'imself a mischeif!"
" And thats not for fuckin' drugs. Orright? "
' Fuckin' Hello !" ----> with a wave
" What this 410 ere? "
" Look what you've done! Ya mums cryin'!"

Etc Etc

"I'm just going outside-I may be some time" Laurence Oates to Robert Scott ( of the Antarctic ).

I like Madkaw
"I ride way to fast to worry about cholesterol"

Or If you hear God Talking.... Brake.