The best wedding ever.
Mon May 07, 2007 8:17 am
Some will know that I went to a wedding on Saturday. As weddings normally go, apart from seeing a few friends I havn't seen in a while, and everyone getting pissed, I usually find them to be long drawn out affairs, with the speeches being the same old crap, "thanks to blah blah......." etc.,
Saturday was entirely the opposite and was most definately the best wedding I have ever been to. To set the scene, there was over 11 people and 3 full continous hours of speeches throughout the night
, yet everyone was rolling around the floor with laughter all night!!!!!!! 
Much of it had to do with the bride and groom's families. The Groom's family have been piss takers since they were unshakled off the boat and the Bride's family, are a kiwi family of outgoing entertainers with several acting, singing or dancing in one thing or another.
It was humour from the moment we suited up, till 2.30am in the morning when the Bride's eyes started not looking in the same direction and they went home!!!
The first speech from the bride's uncle set the scene. In the grooms younger days he had hit a flock of sheep killing 6 when arriving over the crest of a hill at 200kph! So he linked this in with the Kiwi's love of sheep shagging. With a 50/50 Australian-Kiwi audience, it went down with roars of laughter. This speech alone was one of the funniest things I have heard. When the video is done, I will try and clip the speech and link it!! It's just hilarious! No need to go to comedy festival this year!!
The remaining 10 or 12 speeches were just as humerous. From the "Cunt" speech from the bride's lesbian best friend, to the "Hysterectomy" speech by the Brides 4 foot nothing 75 year old uncle, they had us in stitches!
During the after party, a few friends were talking about a wedding they went to recently, where the Bridesmaid, who had been learning to be a stripper, did a strip for the groom at the reception, in front of both families with the brides permission!!!!! talk about appropriate!!!
It was a surprise present from the bride to the groom FFS!!!!
Anyone got any humerous wedding experiences???
Saturday was entirely the opposite and was most definately the best wedding I have ever been to. To set the scene, there was over 11 people and 3 full continous hours of speeches throughout the night
, yet everyone was rolling around the floor with laughter all night!!!!!!!
Much of it had to do with the bride and groom's families. The Groom's family have been piss takers since they were unshakled off the boat and the Bride's family, are a kiwi family of outgoing entertainers with several acting, singing or dancing in one thing or another.
It was humour from the moment we suited up, till 2.30am in the morning when the Bride's eyes started not looking in the same direction and they went home!!!
The first speech from the bride's uncle set the scene. In the grooms younger days he had hit a flock of sheep killing 6 when arriving over the crest of a hill at 200kph! So he linked this in with the Kiwi's love of sheep shagging. With a 50/50 Australian-Kiwi audience, it went down with roars of laughter. This speech alone was one of the funniest things I have heard. When the video is done, I will try and clip the speech and link it!! It's just hilarious!
No need to go to comedy festival this year!!
The remaining 10 or 12 speeches were just as humerous. From the "Cunt" speech from the bride's lesbian best friend, to the "Hysterectomy" speech by the Brides 4 foot nothing 75 year old uncle, they had us in stitches!
During the after party, a few friends were talking about a wedding they went to recently, where the Bridesmaid, who had been learning to be a stripper, did a strip for the groom at the reception, in front of both families with the brides permission!!!!!
talk about appropriate!!!
It was a surprise present from the bride to the groom FFS!!!!
Anyone got any humerous wedding experiences???
Mon May 07, 2007 9:27 am
Do post it, I love a good wedding speech.
"learning to be a stripper?"
Step 1: Take off clothes
Step 2: ...
Step 3: $$$
"learning to be a stripper?"
Step 1: Take off clothes
Step 2: ...
Step 3: $$$
Mon May 07, 2007 12:31 pm
how about you ditch you wedding video and just post up the stripping bridesmaid 
Mon May 07, 2007 8:25 pm
ozx6r wrote:how about you ditch you wedding video and just post up the stripping bridesmaid
yea..im with him!!
i MC'd a wedding last year for a freind of mine from work, and her man... boy was i nervous... got a lift with the boss's daughter and her hubby... got pissed, slurred but still apparently did a "great job" (im not good in front of crowds)...then on the way home my lovely gf threw up in the boss's daughters new Puegeot 307 (weeks old) and the young boss lady is a vegan- so SHE nearly threw up when she saw the chunks of meat on the floor....interesting night...
Mon May 07, 2007 10:57 pm
ozx6r wrote:how about you ditch you wedding video and just post up the stripping bridesmaid
sounds like a great idea !!
Where are the pictures of the bride, and more importantly the brides cleavage ???? she's so hot she's *steamin*...