the Goose of the Week Award goes to..........

Young hoon loses Dad's Porsche


A P-plater with a need for speed has had his father's Porsche impounded by police after he was nabbed doing burnouts by two off-duty officers in Melbourne's east.

The 18-year-old from Mont Albert is believed to have left tyre marks stretching 55 metres in the car park of a Safeway supermarket in Balwyn after performing burnouts and doughnuts about 8pm on Tuesday night.

Two police officers who were at the scene seized the Porsche, and the driver is expected to be charged with several offences including driving dangerously and failure to display P-plates.

The vehicle was also deemed to be unsafe and was issued with an unroadworthy certificate. Because it was the driver's first offence, the car has been impounded for 48 hours with storage and towing costs to be paid upon collection.


Jane Holroyd The Age
November 10, 2006 - 10:30AM

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Daddy is NOT gunna be happy

Daddy is NOT gunna be happy

I wouldnt be either, surely a porsche can hold a rolling burnout longer than 55 meters??

Daddy is NOT gunna be happy

I wouldnt be either, surely a porsche can hold a rolling burnout longer than 55 meters??

my thoughts 'zactly Mr D
$200 large+ for the Porsche and pissy lil' tyre smokers



maybe its like what junior told the officers......
'my foot slipped off the clutch'

The 18yo P plater is the reason the burnout was only that long...

Get an experienced driver behind that wheel and see how it goes...

Oh dear, no grey poupon for little Tristan this week..

Oh dear, no grey poupon for little Tristan this week..

can't believe it...another goose

Woman busted on police doorstep



There are probably few places where you are more likely to get busted for drug use than outside a police complex.

But that didn't stop a woman lighting up a crack pipe in her car while parked in a parking space reserved for police vehicles in front of the Police Branch in South Melbourne this morning.

Branch Inspector Alan Elliot noticed the woman in a black sedan parked in front of the complex on the corner of Dodd and Grant Streets when shortly after 7am he set out for a jog before the start of his shift.

"She appeared to lighting up what looked like a crack pipe,'' he told theAge

When he approached and asked her to wind the window down, Inspector Elliott said the woman initially tried to hide the pipe, but soon realised she had been sprung.

"I said 'what is that' and she said, 'crack.' She said 'you're not really going to arrest me are you?' I said `yes, you are under arrest','' he said.

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geez...fun week
2 in one day

I would have liked to have seen the doughnuts, espec if it was a 911 type with the motor in the back

I got a chuckle out of this

"the Goose of the Week Award goes to.........Smitty"

I got a chuckle out of this

"the Goose of the Week Award goes to.........Smitty"

I will of course take that as a compliment

the latest one is sum putz here in SA crashed his car into a house at 6am the other day... drove off as the car was drivable...but the bumper had fallen off ...in the house..with the number plate still attached...he was being charged with leaving the scene of a crime etc...


as for the porsche..surely daddy can afford it..

I got a chuckle out of this

"the Goose of the Week Award goes to.........Smitty"

Snap

aah, the young punk was just letting off some steam give him a slap on the wrist . I heard he was getting a Lambo for his 21st

aah, the young punk was just letting off some steam give him a slap on the wrist . I heard he was getting a Lambo for his 21st

not now...the Porsche is his