Pussy whipped, do i need help?

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Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby Wattie » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:26 pm

yes....

the time has arrived i think i am pussy whipped. :x

Today the wifey and i were driving along, eating macca's.

yes i know im on a diet.

but i was eating my crispy chicken burger, and she got a side of 6 chicken nuggets.

i had to nibble all the batter off the chicken nuggets as the Mrs was driving.

She doesnt like the batter, so here i am eating the healthiest part of the chcken nuggets.

yep. Pussy whipped.


I had to feed the de-battered nuggets to her while michelle was drving. :oops:














"SHE" is Michelles Ginger cat called Amber... :shock:
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby robracer » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:40 pm

Mate get a life :lol:
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby Poyda » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:45 pm

Yes, for a number of reasons.

1. You weren't driving
2 You were feeding her cat

HTFU :D
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby Glen » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:08 pm

Can you eat the batter off my deep fried Mars bar bitch

HTFU big fella... I don't see Gobert doing this.
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby photomike666 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:08 pm

If you don't feed the pussy, you won't stroke the pussy - means to an end
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby Reedy » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:15 pm

bum sex is the answer.

lube her up with a few glasses of wine then stick it in her ass. Reclaim the throne. She'll respect you a whole lot more after you've dominated her ass.
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby Reedy » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:16 pm

i wouldnt recommend the same for the cat but i guess you could give it a try :)
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby tim » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:27 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby fireyrob » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:24 am

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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby Blurr » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:14 am

nahhhh I know first hand that, that cat will fark you up if you dont give it what it wants. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby Wattie » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:08 am

she showed her gratitude by shitting in her travel box when we got to Nowra :x

she did the rest of the trip on the back seat
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby seiko1 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:51 am

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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby hoffy » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:53 pm

Watt, you are probably the *Most* pussy whipped person I know....I mean hell, she wouldn't even let you get a cool bike, so you had to settle for a Gumby.. :lol:
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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby waynemorgan » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:34 pm

This thread is hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?

Postby smithy5 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:59 am

Pussy whipped :shock: Fanny smacked :shock: Testicles in a vice :shock: Your life is over. Just pass your bike onto someone who is allowed to ride it and RIP your poor unfortunate soul.






































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