I must be the opposite of anal then!
I wash my bike when it's dirty. If it's two months fine, if it's a week fine too. I don't get all that worried by it. But when it is dirty, I use a special formula I have found called "Morning fresh". My wife doesn't do dishes so there is always plenty of it around the house
I wet the bike with clean water, get warm Morning freshed water and wash it with a nice big fluffy sponge! I then hose it off with clean water again and then dry it with a chamois. After that I take it for a run up the fwy to blow off all the water. Then I put it away.
I lube the chain as infrequently as I can get away with, that way I don't have to wash the bike all the time. Getting it serviced is a good way to clean it, as they was it as part of the service!
But the bastards always lube the chain, regardless of how many times I ask them not too!

So i end up washing it after the first ride from a service. I would rather replace the chain and sprockets than have to wash it all the time!
