Lazy member requires help

Things have been mad at work the past fortnight and I haven't had time to get on and have a look at our beloved club site. I logged in this afternoon and after leaving the screen in the background for a couple of hours, I finally gathered up the courage to press the "View posts since last visit" button. OMFG!!! It was worse that I thought! 379 matches. Five screens of new posts.
Aside from getting fired if I read through them all, I'm too lazy to sit around and go through them. Can you guys help me out and tell me what's been happening i.e. any news, crashes, pics I should look at, new paint jobs/mods, very funny jokes, upcoming rides, incidents/dramas of a Stalker nature (they're always great
), pics of Ronster's (hopefully) fixed up bike?? etc.
Thanks guys

Aside from getting fired if I read through them all, I'm too lazy to sit around and go through them. Can you guys help me out and tell me what's been happening i.e. any news, crashes, pics I should look at, new paint jobs/mods, very funny jokes, upcoming rides, incidents/dramas of a Stalker nature (they're always great

Thanks guys


