Wheelie Guide
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:22 pm
1. Borrow a mate's bike.
2. Pre-book ambulance and alert fire services.
3. Start bike and pull away smoothly.
4. Pick bike up and remove disc lock.
5. Ride to local Girls College at lunch time.
6. Select first gear; rev to near peak torque, close then sharply open throttle to end stop.
7. Panic and close throttle as soon as wheels leaves tarmac.
8. Repeat steps 6 & 7 until tank obscures road.
9. Dump wrecked bike in field, set on fire and report as stolen.
10. Phone mate to come and pick you up.
* Legal Disclamer; Mono's may be big and cleaver, but hanging out in front of a girls school is dubious, and insurance fraud my damage the health of your criminal record
2. Pre-book ambulance and alert fire services.
3. Start bike and pull away smoothly.
4. Pick bike up and remove disc lock.
5. Ride to local Girls College at lunch time.
6. Select first gear; rev to near peak torque, close then sharply open throttle to end stop.
7. Panic and close throttle as soon as wheels leaves tarmac.
8. Repeat steps 6 & 7 until tank obscures road.
9. Dump wrecked bike in field, set on fire and report as stolen.
10. Phone mate to come and pick you up.
* Legal Disclamer; Mono's may be big and cleaver, but hanging out in front of a girls school is dubious, and insurance fraud my damage the health of your criminal record
