Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

How about a KSRC Welcoming Pack.
1. Free KSRC T Shirt with cracking Logo.
2. Narfie's Licence.
3. Minas Wet Weather Gear.
4. Madkaws Super Annuation from his Last job
5. Jas's Book "Europe on a Dollar a Day" & his PC Date selector.
6. The Phillip Island Kitty Litter From inside Mattys Undies.
7. Most Famous's Marios Beer Allergy.
8. Dave #3 Gym membership.
10. James' 05 Eastern Creek season Pass.
11. Yodas Padlock Collection.
12. Dans Holiday Roster.
13. Phils head for Radio.
14. All the ZX7Rs Lower Fairing Scratches.(they have all finished with them)
15. Jibbers Bike .
16. Foam shaved From RandyVs seat.
17. Yappas Thesaurus n spell checker.
19. Fabios Haircut .
20. Felix's Car Park Practice time.
21. Wannabes lack of bike knowledge.
22. Sample of Robs DNA n next months sleep.
23. Hammers (the floor tilers) Fear of getting his Knees Down.
24. Tanya's Rear shock.
25. Martys Accent.
26. Spek-ts Dainese Dealership.
27. Collete's Frown Lines.
28. Ronsters Tail End Charlie Strap on Tail.
29. Duanes Hair Dye.
30. Ratmicks Bug Collection.
31. Mick C's Work Car Parking Spot.
32. Rossi's Skidmarks.
33. Red Daves Ping Pong Ball.
34. RGs Apettite
35. S10 Arm Cast in kawasaki green.
36. Ty's Daily commute.
37. Laine's "how to Get a Man in 20 easy dates pamphlet"
38. Center stand Grindings from the ZZR600 owners.
39. Arm Pump from all the ZZR250 owners.
40. Rubber Undies from all the ZX10r owners.
41. Official nickname of Dave #300 .
42. A Bag of Purifired Bonafide "Tiggr" Poo.

Welcome & enjoy this abundance of Riches,
Cheers Brett

Pontikat wrote:38. Rubber Undies from all the ZX10r owners

Rubber Undies

The 300th member gets to sleep with Tiggr!!

Pontikat wrote:How about a KSRC Welcoming Pack.
1. Free KSRC T Shirt with cracking Logo.
2. Narfie's Licence.
3. Minas Wet Weather Gear.
4. Madkaws Super Annuation from his Last job
5. Jas's Book "Europe on a Dollar a Day" & his PC Date selector.
6. The Phillip Island Kitty Litter From inside Mattys Undies.
7. Most Famous's Marios Beer Allergy.
8. Dave #3 Gym membership.
10. James' 05 Eastern Creek season Pass.
11. Yodas Padlock Collection.
12. Dans Holiday Roster.
13. Phils head for Radio.
14. All the ZX7Rs Lower Fairing Scratches.(they have all finished with them)
15. Jibbers Bike .
16. Foam shaved From RandyVs seat.
17. Yappas Thesaurus n spell checker.
19. Fabios Haircut .
20. Felix's Car Park Practice time.
21. Wannabes lack of bike knowledge.
22. Sample of Robs DNA n next months sleep.
23. Hammers (the floor tilers) Fear of getting his Knees Down.
24. Tanya's Rear shock.
25. Martys Accent.
26. Spek-ts Dainese Dealership.
27. Collete's Frown Lines.
28. Ronsters Tail End Charlie Strap on Tail.
29. Duanes Hair Dye.
30. Ratmicks Bug Collection.
31. Mick C's Work Car Parking Spot.
32. Rossi's Skidmarks.
33. Red Daves Ping Pong Ball.
34. RGs Apettite
35. S10 Arm Cast in kawasaki green.
36. Ty's Daily commute.
37. Laine's "how to Get a Man in 20 easy dates pamphlet"
38. Center stand Grindings from the ZZR600 owners.
39. Arm Pump from all the ZZR250 owners.
40. Rubber Undies from all the ZX10r owners.
41. Official nickname of Dave #300 .
42. A Bag of Purifired Bonafide "Tiggr" Poo.

Welcome & enjoy this abundance of Riches,
Cheers Brett

Hahahahahahahahaha

Very good Brett

I think you forgot " a date with Bretts Mum " hahahahahha


mario

Someone has wayyyyy too much time on there hands...hahahaha


Put yourself up for the cracked kwaka of the week..!

Pontikat wrote:How about a KSRC Welcoming Pack.
33. Red Daves Ping Pong Ball.

No-one's getting my Ping-Pong ball!!! I'll duck down to Amart All Sports later and pick up a spare...

Pontikat wrote:How about....

16. Foam shaved From RandyVs seat.

I just moved house and came across the foam remains stuffed in a bag with the tank protector and gearsak. Lucky hey! I'll send it up...

Pontikat wrote:31. Mick C's Work Car Parking Spot.

Just trying to figure out how to fit it into the postpack...

Pontikat wrote:27. Collete's Frown Lines.

Frown lines?? Waddaya mean?

mfzx6r wrote:

I think you forgot " a date with Bretts Mum " hahahahahha

mario

Good one!! Hahahahaha!!

MadKaw wrote:Someone has wayyyyy too much time on there hands...hahahaha

I was just thinking that.. rofl

Brett, how about ur tigger doll that u sleep with

ur not short on idea's are u

Ive still got that hair die somewhere I think
Gimme a address to mail it too!

I Dont believe I forgot the date with "Me Mum".
Once it started it just flowed out I hope no one took offence cause i was just having fun with stuff that you have all spoken about on the forum, or stuff that obviously was never there to give away in the first place eg "Collettes Frown lines" or "Marios allergy". others need a bit of a think like "micks carpark", cause he got bits ripped off his bike at work.
There was a couple deleted cause they were funny but a bit "Katty" but dont worry you'll get a "nod" next time.

We have some Terrific people here & its sorta my way of thanking you all for making the rise to 300 such an enjoyable & memorable jourmey for me. Again many to thanks To Jas, Dave, Dan & Dave #3 and everyone who took the time to get involved.

To the next 300 members.

CHEERS .....

Brett

Pontikat wrote:To the next 300 members.

CHEERS .....

Brett

I'll drink to that! (Heck, I'll drink to anything! )