if you're caught speeding??????

[kwaka]

The next time your speeding, remember this!

A police officer pulls a biker over for speeding and has the following exchange:-

Officer: May I see your driver's license ?

Biker: I don't have one. I've been banned for exceeding 150 mph.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle ?

Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

Officer: The bike is stolen ?

Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the panniers when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the panniers ?

Biker: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the man who owns this bike.

Officer: You killed the bike owner ?????

Biker: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately radios for back up. The bike was quickly surrounded by police, and the Chief Inspector approached the rider to handle the tense situation.

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license ?

Biker: Sure officer, here it is. (It was valid.)

Inspector: Who's bike is this ?

Biker: It's mine, inspector. Here's the registration papers. (The rider owned the bike.)

Inspector: Could you slowly open your panniers so I can see if there's a gun in it ?

Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the panniers.)

Inspector: Would you mind showing me where the body is ?

Biker: What body ?

Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, shot the owner, stole the bike and had a gun in the panniers.

Biker: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.

(got this one off another website)

[Quarkz]

Too funny. Except I doubt he would call for backup I think he would whack you over the head with his 'stick' and shove you in the back of the car before you knew it.

[Duane]

good one

[mrmina]

[spekt-r]

hehehehe Thats was magic, im still crying.

[Neka79]

Too funny. Except I doubt he would call for backup I think he would whack you over the head with his 'stick' and shove you in the back of the car before you knew it.

stick? stick?? shit dont let jase hear u call his baton his "stick".hahaha...
"come on officer, put ur little stick away and calm down"..hahahaha..
as for the joke..very old..but quite funny.....
stick..pmsl (sorry in a weird mood)
neka

[aardvark]

stick? stick?? shit dont let jase hear u call his baton his "stick".hahaha...

I won't tell you what we call them

[rorrock]

It was proven to me that not all cops are ()&(*&*%^% last night..

Was heading through woodend to visit my dad in kyneton hospital..

saw the cop as i passed him in the other direction, didnt give it another thought until he pulled in behind me with the lights on..

Well after getting off and chattin to the guy and explaining where im going.. he breath tests me and gives me a warning about slowing down
as i was doing 80 in a 60 zone...

well bugger me... cheers to him anyway..

[kwaka]

hey jason just currious, you a bike cop or do you cruise around in the patrol car?
just popped into my mind that's all

[Neka79]

hey jason just currious, you a bike cop or do you cruise around in the patrol car?
just popped into my mind that's all

he pretty much gets paid to eat cream buns (hates donuts) and drink hot chocolate (hates coffee)...seriously...wot kinda copper hates coffee & donuts??
neka

[icebreaker]

Jase dun ride the POS cop bike... *spits on the nearest BM bike*

I believe he's going to be doing patrol/traffic stuff again soon. I think he's just a seasoned Cream Bun eater currently..

[aardvark]

hey jason just currious, you a bike cop or do you cruise around in the patrol car?
just popped into my mind that's all

I've just spent 6 months doing.. ummm.. stuff.

I'm back to general patrols on Monday (ie: cruising in a car).

Next motorcycle course is in November. My application to have my funny bone removed will be in tomorrow.

[mattyv74]

.... he breath tests me and gives me a warning about slowing down...

Hmm...sounds very much like Gossy from up that way. A truely nice coppa.