Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:34 am
I wish I had a garage so I could go out and work on the bike 
Poor thing sits down the side of the house in the dark
Poor thing sits down the side of the house in the dark
Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:24 am
bring her inside for a bit of loving
the dining room is alwyas good normally tiuled or floorboards so easy to clean
u know u wanna....
the dining room is alwyas good normally tiuled or floorboards so easy to clean
u know u wanna....
Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:43 pm
ninja9 wrote:wazza1234 wrote:neka79 wrote:a. masterbating
Did he just confess to being a wanker
70% of men masturbate
30% lie
hell id rather be known as a wanker than a liar...
its so much easier to explain to ur gf that u stayed home & had a tug..than to lie abt how u stayed home & had a tug..if u catch my drift...
Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:43 pm
neka79 wrote:its so much easier to explain to ur gf that u stayed home & had a tug..than to lie abt how u stayed home & had a tug..if u catch my drift...
Unless of course she asks "were you thinking of me?"...
Then your farked either way.
Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:30 pm
you could just ask her to 'help you out'
Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:30 pm
lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'
u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...
Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:43 pm
Ot ya could just have a few drinks, hold ur own karaoke party and hope like hell the neighbours don't complain. Well, that is what i am doing tonight.
Any brisbane ppl want to help get me a life?
Any brisbane ppl want to help get me a life?
Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:00 pm
neka79 wrote:lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'
u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...
so let me get this right.........you were not at home having a tug.....and someone else who was there was not at your house not having a tug......and then you went back out to home again.......after a tug of course..........but it wasn't your house ??????
I'm so confused........
Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:40 pm
Gosling1 wrote:neka79 wrote:lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'
u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...
so let me get this right.........you were not at home having a tug.....and someone else who was there was not at your house not having a tug......and then you went back out to home again.......after a tug of course..........but it wasn't your house ??????
I'm so confused........
mate i reckon uve been having a tug of sumthin...
yea..sumthin like that neway....