ZX9R.........Recovered!!!!!

I recieved a call from spunky little Detective Day this morning, she needed the Bike picked up ASAP!
I had a pretty slack day ahead so I said I would meet her at 12.30 pm at the Ottoway Police Impound Yard.
She was bang on time
and we proceeded to examine the bike for signs of tampering, Obviously the
front indicators are both dead, the rack mount has been butchered, she has been dropped on her side and fairing is cracked,
oil is leaking from the scuffed engine cover, but it took us both a few minutes to notice the bloody great pile of yellow tape
holding a switch onto the master brake cylinder
At least I has an excuse...she is a Detective....I was just a bloke looking more at a nice arse than Mikey's bike
Tyres are fine, levers are fine but "ALL" the locks have been forced with a screwdriver or similar
Ignition barrel has been changed and the key for it is wafer thin and about to snap off at some point
She told me a bike fitting it's description had been chased around Adelaide twice and I was right....
they did literally trip over it
They raided a house in Nth Adelaide and there she was under a tarp,
the fuckheads hadn't even removed the original plate.
The raided tennant immediatly dobbed in his mate who had dropped of the bike for storage, he has
been charged with theft and damage of property
To quote the GREAT Kim Jong Ill from Team America.......How you like that you fucking cocksucker?
All in all, she's not to bad considering what that slimey cockhead piece of shit has done to her
I had a pretty slack day ahead so I said I would meet her at 12.30 pm at the Ottoway Police Impound Yard.
She was bang on time

front indicators are both dead, the rack mount has been butchered, she has been dropped on her side and fairing is cracked,
oil is leaking from the scuffed engine cover, but it took us both a few minutes to notice the bloody great pile of yellow tape
holding a switch onto the master brake cylinder

At least I has an excuse...she is a Detective....I was just a bloke looking more at a nice arse than Mikey's bike

Tyres are fine, levers are fine but "ALL" the locks have been forced with a screwdriver or similar

Ignition barrel has been changed and the key for it is wafer thin and about to snap off at some point

She told me a bike fitting it's description had been chased around Adelaide twice and I was right....
they did literally trip over it

the fuckheads hadn't even removed the original plate.
The raided tennant immediatly dobbed in his mate who had dropped of the bike for storage, he has
been charged with theft and damage of property

To quote the GREAT Kim Jong Ill from Team America.......How you like that you fucking cocksucker?

All in all, she's not to bad considering what that slimey cockhead piece of shit has done to her
