This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:50 pm
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This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:50 pmRe: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:52 pmDickhead...
Mick
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Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:09 am"Man I just wadded my shit up like a dumbarse" 
He is the king of the dumnbarses
He is the king of the dumnbarsesRe: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:32 amI think the king of stupid is a man named Paul Rolly, (I think I spelled that right), who in the 1950's was trying to set a land speed record on a Triumph motorcylce at Bonneville Salt Flats here in Utah, U.S.A. He, however could not get quite enough speed so in the interest of aero dynamics removed all his clothes except for his underpants and managed a land speed record of 150 plus MPH. Lucky for him he didn't crash but can you imagine how intercoursed up he would have been landing on salt, (ouch) almost naked at 150 MPH. Makes me want a Jim Beam just thinking about it. I guess the moral to this storey is that if you want stupid the U.S, is the undisputed leader. (At least we are good at something).
Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:36 amoldman wrote:I think the king of stupid is a man named Paul Rolly, (I think I spelled that right), who in the 1950's was trying to set a land speed record on a Triumph motorcylce at Bonneville Salt Flats here in Utah, U.S.A. He, however could not get quite enough speed so in the interest of aero dynamics removed all his clothes except for his underpants and managed a land speed record of 150 plus MPH. Lucky for him he didn't crash but can you imagine how intercoursed up he would have been landing on salt, (ouch) almost naked at 150 MPH. Makes me want a Jim Beam just thinking about it. I guess the moral to this storey is that if you want stupid the U.S, is the undisputed leader. (At least we are good at something).
Isn't he the bloke out of that photo where he is riding across the bike???
Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:54 amHis name was Rollie Free and yeah, he was the one who stretched out flat along the bike
Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:05 amYeah, Rolly Free, well at least I was close. I think I got Jim Beam right.
Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:37 pmThis just in........invisible kevlar reinforced protective bike clothing being sold to the unwary.
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If you feel you have been duped in buying such gear please either dial 1800-assclown or e-mail sub50iq@tooretardedtoweargear.dik.head
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Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:39 pmRe: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:38 pmRe: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:08 pmNatural selection at it's finest...
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:37 pm Haha, thats how he rolls! One layer off at a time!Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:31 pmwhat a nob.
how did he go over the bars...
pretty funny though.
whats a good analogy... Public enemy; bum rAsh the Show
how did he go over the bars...
pretty funny though.
whats a good analogy... Public enemy; bum rAsh the Show
Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:03 pmWouldn't wat to be pillion....would have worn his ass for a hat.....
Re: This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:16 amZXR750 wrote:oldman wrote:I think the king of stupid is a man named Paul Rolly, (I think I spelled that right), who in the 1950's was trying to set a land speed record on a Triumph motorcylce at Bonneville Salt Flats here in Utah, U.S.A. He, however could not get quite enough speed so in the interest of aero dynamics removed all his clothes except for his underpants and managed a land speed record of 150 plus MPH. Lucky for him he didn't crash but can you imagine how intercoursed up he would have been landing on salt, (ouch) almost naked at 150 MPH. Makes me want a Jim Beam just thinking about it. I guess the moral to this storey is that if you want stupid the U.S, is the undisputed leader. (At least we are good at something).
Isn't he the bloke out of that photo where he is riding across the bike???
