I had the same issue when starting at the NAB. It was reasonably easy to manage, most large businesses will have change facilities for pushbike riders and possibly showers/lockers. In the NAB these are in the basement, although the floor I was on a few years ago also had their own showers as the FX Dealers didn't like mingle with the riff-raff in the basement..alas when they had their floor redone the showers disappeared

. If facilities are available for pushie riders co-opt these and leave your work clothes at work (get them dry-cleaned close to the office) and ride to/from home in your bike clothes. You should be able to wear your shirt in from home if you're in Melbourne as it isn't normally stinking hot first-up in the morning. Wear your shirt back home, in summer when it gets sweaty spray it with SARD under the arms and around the neck before you throw it in the wash. Leave your tie at work, when you find the person responsible for inventing them join me in stringing them up by their own invention. If you have a lack of dedicated change facilities change in the toilets/stationary room/spare empty meeting room at the start and the end of the day. I have found that there is always an empty nook or cranny you can get in and out of your bike gear and with a bit of practice the moments of being possibly sprung in a state of undress can be minimised to a few seconds in-between pairs of pants. I currently get changed in an unused disabled toilet. It's huge and as we don't have any people in our wheelchairs on our floor, virtually unused (although I have noticed someone likes taking mega-dumps in the toilet). Have a chat to the people that do the admin for your floor/building/company, there may be facilities tucked away you don't know about (I found the ones in our basement by accident).
If you don't have lockers and you have a dedicated desk hang your bike jacket on the back of your chair, leave your helmet in your in-tray and post your boots under your desk and your pants in one of your drawers. Yes it looks slightly untidy but if your boss says anything point out the lack of approriate facilities...plus you'll find other bike riders in the same company popping out of the woodwork and they may show you where to stash your stuff.
Worst-case scenario leave your gear at your gym.
Mick
