This is... the pinnacle of ultimate n00barie

hahaha arent mums great!!



i kno brett's is!!

She Reckon's you still have Credit Neka, It's not like your Tiny Tackle would warrant the usual Grown Ups fee.

But back to the problem at hand,

Step 1.
Disconnect any black hoses from the bottom of the petrol tank ..............
Step 2.
Wait at least 5 minutes after all fluids have Leaked out ....... Dont worry after its open you'll be able to fill it up again no worries.
Step 3.
Put a Lit candle on the end of a Broomstick & slowly move it towards the End of the Hose joined to the petrol tank.
Hey Presto One opened Motorcycle petrol tank ......
Step 4. Get your Mom to bring out thye Marshmallows for toasting















Seriously it will open tyhe sucker but i reckon it'll need a some attention from your Mom & a mig welder to get it to ever hold petrol Again

Damn Ponti, I never seen a post from you like that before
If I was following instructions I would have got to the lighting the candle before I went "What the ??"....

well im glad im not the only one thinking like that froggie.

mwahahahah welcome back ponti...the meds must be working mate?? thats old ponti!!

Your mum's hot, but seriously, click your heels together and say 'there's no place like home

use graphite powder - works great on locks

The fuel cap lock on my ZZR was full of crap and it just refused to unlock one day, wouldn't turn all the way. Started twisting the key in the end. Fixed it up though. Went to a locksmith and got a couple of steel keys cut (who's the idiot who thought of making keys out of brass anyway), inserted one in the lock, twisted (lock and key) and it eventually unlocked. Removed the whole lot from the top of the tank, stripped it till I had just the lock in my hand and washed all the gunk out of it. Filled it full of graphite, cleaned all the crap out of where the latching mechanism ran, and reassembled it all. Unlocks like butter now.

Unlocks like butter now.

didnt kno butter unlocked??

hmmmm butter..

hmmmm butter..

"butter ur bacon boy"

"but i dont want butter"

"I SAID BUTTER YOUR BACON"

whoa this thread is still alive .....

hmmm bacon... *droools*

whoa this thread is still alive .....

mate it will NEVER die... ur mum having to open the fuel cap for ya....at least ill always remember who u are (thats a good thing)...laugh it up....i do....hahaha



mmmm bacon.....