I have the bike on a trickle charger when parked up, not all the time, usually throw it on the night before I plan on a ride just to be sure the battery is all sweet.
Got out for a ride on Saturday night, rode for 30-45 minutes and stopped of at a mates place for a few hours to watch the Port game and the F1 qualifying. Went out to start up, no worries at all.

Rode for another hour or so aimlessly around town and stopped to check where the fk i was (wrong turn). Checked google maps and I has a street or so away from where I wanted to be. Started up again, no worries.

Go to my destination, only about 2 minutes and parked up. 15 or so minutes later went to start up, and its kicking over but fails to fire up. And after two quick attempts to start I give up... as this has happened a few times and the battery drains pretty fast to zip.

Thankfully the side road was angled so a cheerful security guard gave me a push to jump start - fired up easy as pie.
Does this sound like any one problem in particular? Battery? Alternator? I read some shit about plugs getting wet and not being ridden for long enough to burn it all away... no idea about that one.