Bikes are easy - Cars shit me

[Slow and wobbly]

Anybody here in Vic have the ability to change a clutch in an EL Falcon XR6?
Has been getting progressively worse and I want it fixed before its all too late. Got a quote - you know the out come there .
Since I dont have Jacks / stands / tranny jack / alignment tools I cant and dont want to do it. Besides cars are stupidly designed and infuriate me. So if anyone wants a cash job then let me know before I have to bend over.